Dancers with a room temperature IQ
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I know that most dancers are not dumb as dirt. Many can carry on an intelligent conversation, many seem to be of at least average intelligence, and there have been a few that I would call very intelligent. Nevertheless, there are those that you sometimes encounter who perfectly fit the stupid stripper stereotype. What's your favorite example?
This is an actual conversation I had with a dancer shortly before the last presidential election.
Me: I'm betting that the president is going to loose to Romney.
Dancer: yeah, roamy, is he President?
Me: what?
Dancer: no that's not it. What's the President's name?
me: you mean Obama?
Dancer: yeah that's it. And what are those party things, which one is he?
me: do you mean republican and democrat?
Dancer: yeah yeah, which one is the President? I get those confused.
me: you have beautiful breasts.
Dancer: you can suck on them if we do a 15 minute VIP.
Me: let's go
This is an actual conversation I had with a dancer shortly before the last presidential election.
Me: I'm betting that the president is going to loose to Romney.
Dancer: yeah, roamy, is he President?
Me: what?
Dancer: no that's not it. What's the President's name?
me: you mean Obama?
Dancer: yeah that's it. And what are those party things, which one is he?
me: do you mean republican and democrat?
Dancer: yeah yeah, which one is the President? I get those confused.
me: you have beautiful breasts.
Dancer: you can suck on them if we do a 15 minute VIP.
Me: let's go
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I actually lost a boner because the stupidity was strong with this one.
her: You have really soft hands!
me: I haven't dug any ditches recently.
her: Oh, is that what you do for a living?
(Keep in mind that I'm a bespectacled overweight pasty white guy who obviously has some kind of professional job and hasn't done much manual labor in decades!)
Romney never had a chance. 2016 will be rough for whoever wins the Republican nomination, but at his best Romney was probably a 2:1 underdog who ran a mediocre campaign.
Anyways, on the whole strippers seem to fit the average bell curve for intelligence. Some bricks, some very clever girls, a lot average.
But yeah, never talk politics with a stripper. Even if you agree with them, you likely won't agree with their reasons.
Either she's dumb or she thinks I am.
I try not to dwell on it too much because I'm usually handing them cash that takes me hours or days to make for only minutes of their time. Makes me wonder who has the lower IQ, me or her.
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@jackslash -- to be fair, I suspect many of her classmates knew who Napoleon was. On the other hand, she knew that she could get an A in the class by giving the teacher a BJ.
Who is to say which knowledge base is more important?
Me: Uh oh, you might have ebola!
Dancer: What's ebola?
Me: A disease that can only be cured by swallowing cum. After 24 hours of showing symptoms you die if not treated.
Dancer: We'd better get started then!
I recommended to a stripper the Danish comedy "The Klown" on Netflix, but added that it was subtitled, in case that was an issue for her. She said, "You mean I have to do all that reading?" I replied, "Well, unless you understand what they're saying in Danish."
IME “smart” dancers are often counterproductive b/c they seem more adept at taking more of your $$$ while delivering less.
If you are tending to a customer; part of that is giving the customer back his change b/f you proceed to doing other things – I don’t like female bartenders b/c for the most part I think they just got the job b/c they look cute and not b/c they are good bartenders.