11 yrs ago · 1 min read
He tells me to go forth an heel strippers with my sausage fingers. So I tryed it on a pregnent stripper with hemroids and she was heeled! PRAISE THE LORD MANE! So yor prophet fucked her up the newly heeled asswhole.
Follow me four I am thy prophet. I am the PROPHET JUICEMANE
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My spreeding the wards of the LORD mane appeereth too have caws arguments with the Shadowcat hatin his prophet and my loyil sevent Mikha'el discoverin the Zipmanes deceet. I haf upsett al of my flack. Doest thou wisheth thy prophet…
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Four he selflesslee sacreficest thy time too enliten little Dicky Dugan an Stevie Nicks
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I plann a pilgrimidge too warship the holy hores
Not looking for extras. Just normal two-way contact and price below $25 per song (3min) would be great. Currently I had experience with: Boardroom Cabaret outside of Boston (get busy late night), Gallagher's and Show Palace in LIC ($100 for…
Even if we don't get credit, it would be nice to review as I was about to, but it has only been 2 or 3 weeks since the last. Or should I wait till 30 days from prior…
I like hero hair, her bikini with the yellow stars and her shoes 👠 :D
The new design is very difficult to read
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Proph! Proph! Proph!
The devil in disguise
That is your brain telling you that your about to shit your pants
You would get more followers if we thought you had ever actually been in a strip club. No clubs, no reviews, joined yesterday. Beware the false prophet (and board troll)!
DoctorDarby my chil I have always been here. Open up your hart to the LORD mane and thy cup shall be overflo with hores
Joseph my child I woul love to heel thy hart whin thou poopest thy pants. But I shall only lay my sausage fingers on thy forehed cuz the sausage finger in the asswhole bit is only for femails
So sayeth the LORD mane
^^^ I hear you can't turn a hoe into a housewife.... (so sayth "The Player" on YouTube). Lol.
ProphetDuke...Dr Phil wants to talk to you.
He wants to readjust your meds
Forgive me Oh Protruberant One. I just crapped a turd in the image of Justin Bieber and I knew it was a sign that you were the True Prophet of all things sleazy, fecal, and sausage-like. You may count me amongst your True Disciples for at least the next 5 minutes . . .
I will invite thee too be a deciple of the Prophet Juice Mane if you will fallow me DoctrDarbee. My band will go fourt too strip clubs an heel the hores of infirmities. Both the hart an soul and bodee. Wilt thou join my band of brothers?
Thou wilt bee rewarded in heven an earth if thou becomest my deciples so sayeth the LORD mane
^^^ you got shit on the brains...remember whe. You shit at the olive garden?
Is the Olive Garden like the garden of Gesemanny? My big brother spent the hardest nite of his life on earth in Gesemanny but he is now ih heven with our Father the LORD mane
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