Getting the shits at a club
kingcripple
Texas
Tuesday, February 3, 2015 8:38 PM
Do you ever fear getting the shits while in a club? This has always been a fear of mine. I can't imagine getting a lapper and in the middle of it, it just seeps out. Luckily it's never happened IN the club. but once I leave on about three occasions..... well thank God it's never happened
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Scene one: a disheveled old fart sits on a lap dance couch and a beautiful topless dancer (I'm thinking ScarJo will jump at this part!) and starts to grind. Seconds later, we hear a pppllluubt, a funny, humiliated look takes over our hero's face and the dancer runs away screaming, "That's gonna cost you double, you incontinent old fart!"
The old fart's humiliation is complete.
Scene two: Cut to a dashing, debonair older gentleman. He adjusts his Depends, ScarJo straddles him, starts to grind and soon tears off every stitch of clothing and ... (I'm still working on how she can mount him through the adult diaper). It ends with a shit-eating grin from the guy. Maybe Tom Selleck could handle this role?
And the tag line, "Remember, Depends for all your happy endings!". Genius! Pure genius!