Getting the shits at a club

If you're so old that this is a problem and you still insist on going to a club, I guess you should wear some depends undergarments. Of course, that might interfere with the lapgasm but I guess there's no choice.

Best thread of the year!!!!!

JohnSmith- It's nota problem for me... yet....I am only 28 but sometimes food just doesnt agree with you, ya know?

Try shitting at McD in the way to the club.

I agree with Ranukam. Best thread of the year!

Please, don't immediately ridicule this idea and start feeding like a bunch of hyenas around a dead wildebeest. Think of it, an potential ad campaign for Depends.

Scene one: a disheveled old fart sits on a lap dance couch and a beautiful topless dancer (I'm thinking ScarJo will jump at this part!) and starts to grind. Seconds later, we hear a pppllluubt, a funny, humiliated look takes over our hero's face and the dancer runs away screaming, "That's gonna cost you double, you incontinent old fart!"
The old fart's humiliation is complete.

Scene two: Cut to a dashing, debonair older gentleman. He adjusts his Depends, ScarJo straddles him, starts to grind and soon tears off every stitch of clothing and ... (I'm still working on how she can mount him through the adult diaper). It ends with a shit-eating grin from the guy. Maybe Tom Selleck could handle this role?

And the tag line, "Remember, Depends for all your happy endings!". Genius! Pure genius!

It all depends....on the situation

Crazyjoe will love this thread

The LORD mane hath tol me that Frie Grown Hogg stppeth the shits

People who have a lot of anal sex can have this issue. Luckily so far I've not had a problem.