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crazyjoe
crazyjoe941525

Colorado

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Did you hear Dukey had his sausage fingers bitten off? He was holding some pancakes and someone thought he had pigs in a blanket...

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TheProphetJuice

I shall heel brother dukie cuz he is a sirvent of the LORD mane

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mikeya02

And please transform the 8 pigs in a blanket into a multitude to feed the 4000 Tuscl members who are hungry

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crazyjoe

^^^^^preach brother mikeya

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warhawks

Is this anything like getting 72 virgins in the afterlife or some crazy number like like that?

Come to think of it... Fuck the virgins. I'd rather have 72 experienced strippers/sluts. I don't want to be teaching nobody, nutting. lol.

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