Inspired by this awful list of "the best strip club in every state":
I pose the question to TUSCLers from all over the country: What, in your expert opinion, are the best strip clubs in your state (or a state that you're personally familiar with)? I'll leave it to you to define "best" according to dollar value, dancer quality, availability of extras, etc.


I'll kick the discussion off by repeating my own lists for Indiana and Illinois that I posted in response to ime's discussion:
IN: Dancers, Club Rio, and Brad's Brass Flamingo in Indianapolis; Hip Hugger in Kokomo; and Industrial Strip in Hammond IL: Club 390 and Atlantis (among others) in the south suburbs of Chicago; Hollywood Show Club in the east suburbs of St Louis.
My criterion is: best blend of excellent dollar value and high-quality dancers.