Around 11pm on Friday, February 6,...

Around 11pm on Friday, February 6, 2015 I was crossing East Baltimore Street to head to Norma Jeans when I was approached by some hustlers on the corner who ran some “game” and convinced me to try out a club less than a block away called “Stage Door”. Well, I think this club used to be called “Diving Horse Gentlemen's Club” because there was a sign inside the club stating that was the name. Perhaps they are trying to change the name. This was my first time in this club. This club is "Black" and maybe 10 dancers work here. The cover is $10 and there is a mandatory $8 drink, plus a $1 tip. So, essentially the cover is $19. That is not too bad since I’m used to that anyways from my patronage of Prince George’s County strip clubs.

There are soooooooooo many problems with this piece of shit club. It’s ridiculous. First off, the layout is horrible and dingy. I’m certain they have mice in this place. Also, the club itself is SMALL. My basement is bigger than this club. True words. What makes the club seem even more cramped is the bar area takes up half the space. Third, the music is okay, but it’s played too loudly (even for club standards) and is played from someone’s I-pod. FAIL. Fourth, this club is GHETTO (I’ll explain later). Next, the bathroom is… (do I really need to finish this sentence?) :(. A gas station bathroom is cleaner than this shitter. I’d strongly advise you not to pull your penis out your pants to piss in this pot.

The dancers at this club are fucking dirt ugly except two top notch dancers. One is named “Candy” I believe. She is an 8 out of 10. The other is named “Trinidad”. She is a 9 out of 10 with a HUGE soft injection booty. The type I like. I would return to this club JUST FOR HER. I asked her how long she had been working at this place and WHY she worked in such a garbage club when Norma Jeans was right around the corner? Well, she said she had only been working there a few months, but I couldn’t hear why she was working at this pitiful club. I don’t expect her to stay long though if she is not making money. Her booty is great. Dances here are $20 per song. But the couches in the back where the dances are performed are the type of shit you’d find in a thrift store or junk yard. I was certain a mouse was gonna pop out that couch.