tuscl

Valentine's Day

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I was considering going to the club where the DS works on Valentines which falls on a Saturday this year. In one sense, going to a club on Valentine's Day seems like an extraordinarily PLish thing to do. On the other hand, if I hang out with my wife the odds of sex are about 1%, if I hang out with the DS the odds of sex are 100%. I like the odds at the club.

What are the clubs like on Valentine's Day? Any different from an ordinary Saturday?

31 comments

  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    I've noticed that the PLs come out in hoards. There will be bouquets of flowers all over the place. It's fine if you have some one special that you are going to see but not so good for the guys that don't. The regulars will have all of the best girls cornered.

    I you have an ATF it's a good day not to go because then you won't be expected to bring a gift. I was talking to one of my favorites about it on Saturday and I said it was a good day not to have a GF and she said that it was a bad day for a female to not have a BF.

    And isn't make up sex always better? :)
  • TheProphetJuice
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    10 years ago
    Velentime was a saint of LUCIFER the LORD mane has tol me that I was too cum fourth on the daye of the Grown Hog and prevent the TUSCL flack from worshipp the Valentime saint of LUCIFER mane
  • Clubber
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    10 years ago
    I always enjoyed going to the club when the ATF was working on Valentines Day. Didn't happen often.
  • JohnSmith69
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    10 years ago
    It hadn't even crossed my mind to bring her a gift. She's not my girlfriend, and me bringing a gift would just emphasize her lack of a genuine boyfriend at the moment. Plus bringing a gift for a stripper on Valentine's day seems like the pinnacle of PLness.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
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    10 years ago
    Many dancers need a baby sitter so they can go to work. New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day are the two most difficult days of the year to get baby sitters. That may affect the choices of dancers available at any given club. My ATF never worked on Valentine's Day because of that phenomenon. If you want to see a particular dancer, and you know she's a mother, she may not be at work that night.
  • jackslash
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    10 years ago
    Strippers love gifts on Valentine's Day. Cards and flowers and candy cost relatively little but will pay great dividends. If you have a favorite stripper, treat her like a girl friend on special occasions.
  • TheProphetJuice
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    10 years ago
    Reacheth out to the harts of hores with golde, Frankenstein, and Mir and thy shall be rewarded in heven and on earth. So sayeth the LORD mane
  • JohnSmith69
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    10 years ago
    Just curious do others agree with jack slash on bringing gifts to a stripper on Valentine's? It rings all my PL warning bells but maybe I'm wrong.
  • bkkruined
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    10 years ago
    I thought the whole point of fucking strippers was so that I didn't have to put up with this kinda shit!!!
  • chandler
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    10 years ago
    Candy, yes. Flowers, no.

    Personally, that's a day I'd skip all together.
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    Once i gave a VS's gift card and she gave me heart cookies, but that was in the parking lot. I didn't want to do that in the club.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    Put a bow around your bareback erect penis and tell your DS “Happy Valentines”

    :)
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    It depends on the gift – often times a gift is given merely out of the act of giving a gift – if it’s a gift she would genuinely like (jewelry, nice expensive perfume, etc) then she would probably genuinely appreciate it – o/w she’ll probably just pretend to appreciate it.

    It is often hard to figure out what someone would like – so if a PL does not have any idea what to get a dancer as a gift; then being extra generou$ on that day may do the trick.
  • pensionking
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    10 years ago
    Stay home.

    If doing OTC, a gift is a nice idea likely reaping dividends as escorts routinely expect/enjoy gifts. Otherwise, I say forget it and stay home. Go ITC Friday or Sunday, if you must.
  • JohnSmith69
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    10 years ago
    Ordinarily I would heed the warnings not to go. However, this is a particularly good date in my travel schedule to be in her town, and she can't get off work on a Saturday, so the only option is to come to the club on VD Day. I don't relish being in the extra pathetic loser's parade that day, but the little head insists.

    For a present I'm thinking of Papi's bow idea along with a couple Benjamin's.
  • Experimental
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    10 years ago
    If you are concerned about PLness..having a wife and going to have sex with a stripper on valentines day is the pinnacle of PL. Don't worry about it though, go fuck that bitch. Just because you're a pathetic loser doesn't mean you dont get to fuck.
  • GoVikings
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    10 years ago
    Ha...Experimentals post just reminded me of the late, great Alucard
  • crazyjoe
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    10 years ago
    I met my atf on valentines day
  • Estafador
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    10 years ago
    I would go on a saturday just to spite the fact that I won't be going on Valentine's Day. Don't feel like I'll get my money's worth. Girls tend to think that day is meant to revolve around them i.e. you do things for her and she says thank you....that's it. Doesn't seem worth the hassle of trying to get anything done that day.
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    A girl I dated broke up with me by phone on Valentine's Day. That's being mean
  • lopaw
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    10 years ago
    I can't think of anything more depressing than hanging out in a stripclub on Valentine's day, for both dancers & PL's.
  • PhantomGeek
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    10 years ago
    John, embrace your inner PL. (It could be the first step toward recovery.)

    What you could do is hit one of the big box stores for a good-sized box of candy for all of the dancers and the rest of the staff to enjoy (that way no one feels left out) and a little something special for the DS (to make her feel special). But whatever you do, don't go in wearing a cock ring; as PL romantic as it might sound, she just might take it the wrong way, like you two are engaged or something.
  • Clubber
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    10 years ago
    lopaw,

    I can. Going to a party with all the others there being HOT lesbians. :(
  • PhantomGeek
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    10 years ago
    Lopaw, I can -- Christmas, New Year's, your birthday -- pretty much any time you'd like to be among friends and the only ones are just available at $20 a dance.
  • seaboardrr
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    10 years ago
    We always go out of town on valentines day weekend for 4 or 5 days since it's also our anniv. She picked that day so it would be easy for me to remember. This year we decided we weren't going on a trip so a couple weeks ago she said we're shipping the kids off, getting a hotel room, spending valentines day at the SC and hoping we can get our ATF to come back for a 3 -some. Either way there will be tons of sex whether it's 2 people or 3 people.
  • lopaw
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    10 years ago
    OK Clubber, I'm gonna need an address, time that it starts, dress code, etc :)
  • lopaw
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    10 years ago
    Yeah, Phantom......that's depressing on so many levels. But at least there are venues like titty bars for anyone needing a little cheer on holidays.
  • Clubber
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    10 years ago
    ^^^^FUNNY!!!

    @lo
  • Lone_Wolf
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    10 years ago
    I wouldn't avoid going to sc on v-day. The only gift I would take though would be cash.
  • PhantomGeek
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    10 years ago
    True, Lopaw, provided certain PLs didn't have to work holidays and the titty bars were actually nearby. But it's probably a good thing they aren't because I'd be even more broke than I am already.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    Valentine’s Day should be a “special” day if you are in love w/ someone or have a special S.O.; o/w it’s just another fucking day and a way for corporate America and Madison Avenue to make mega $$$ and sucker people into consumptious spending.

    Any day can be a great day at the strip club – and any day can be a crappy day at the strip club.


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