Blesset be the Grown Hogg

Put your hands together for Puxatawney Phil! "He's good! He's real good!!"

Are you a grown hogg...oink oink

Joeseph thou shalt bee my disciple in charge of inaproppreit shitting

Cum to my house be one of us Joeseph

^^^^ May the Lard be with you

And may the Lard bestow His Amazing Grease upon a wretch like me.......

Hogg! Hogg! Hogg!

“With the jawbone of a pig, like heaps upon heaps of sausages, with the jawbone of a pig have I struck down a thousand men.” --Samson--

And Samson was bound between the pillars of the false god Kale.He cried out "Lard, let me die with my enemies"
And the Lard gave him the strength of a million sausages. With a mighty push Samson brought the temple down on everyone who was in it.
And at his death, he killed more Philistines than when he lived..-Judges verse 30-

Pretty funny, there, Mikeya.

Too bad Punxsutawney Phil gets more respect (and is taken more seriously) than the average climate scientist.

Mikeya...did those bible thumpers outside the club teach you a thing or two?

Nah, I knew this stuff already