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Blesset be the Grown Hogg

TheProphetJuice

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

For the LORD mane touchd my brain when the Grown Hogg had his daye. We shall eat of the Grown Hogg as sausages while we proseletyze our faith. Cum to my house be one of us

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Mate27

Put your hands together for Puxatawney Phil! "He's good! He's real good!!"

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crazyjoe

Are you a grown hogg...oink oink

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TheProphetJuice

Joeseph thou shalt bee my disciple in charge of inaproppreit shitting

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TheProphetJuice

Cum to my house be one of us Joeseph

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mikeya02

^^^^ May the Lard be with you

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mikeya02

And may the Lard bestow His Amazing Grease upon a wretch like me.......

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warhawks

Hogg! Hogg! Hogg!

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mikeya02

“With the jawbone of a pig, like heaps upon heaps of sausages, with the jawbone of a pig have I struck down a thousand men.” --Samson--

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mikeya02

And Samson was bound between the pillars of the false god Kale.He cried out "Lard, let me die with my enemies" And the Lard gave him the strength of a million sausages. With a mighty push Samson brought the temple down on everyone who was in it. And at his death, he killed more Philistines than when he lived..-Judges verse 30-

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Josh43

Pretty funny, there, Mikeya.

Too bad Punxsutawney Phil gets more respect (and is taken more seriously) than the average climate scientist.

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crazyjoe

Mikeya...did those bible thumpers outside the club teach you a thing or two?

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mikeya02

Nah, I knew this stuff already

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