So I saw what I thought...

So I saw what I thought was a beautiful latina woman arranging some flowers outside this club. I was driving by and got a full raging boner. I mean I was mesmerized. So I got home and try to see if I could call the club to find who the dancer was and the phone was disconnected. So I said F it and went over to the club. The place is not as dirty as people described. It's very dark so maybe I'm mistaken. Girl comes out and its the same girl I saw from the road. Man was she fugly. She had the most masculine arms ever and her face said she must have been at least 50 years old. WTF. It's 50 dollars for a dance and 50 dollars to pay the house. Not worth it. She kept trying to push "extras". Hell no or at least not with you.