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The PL Awards

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Some of you may be familiar with the Darwin Awards which go to people who do incredibly stupid shit. I propose that on tuscl we have the Pathetic Loser awards which go to guys who do incredibly stupid stuff to get sex. At the end of the year we can vote among all of the candidates who are nominated throughout the year.

Here is my nomination for today -- man who has sex with a chihuahua.

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ATACdawg

That guy should be forced to seduce a Rottweiler.

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ATACdawg

They'll call him "Shorty" after that.

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gawker

That's what happens when there's no sheep in the neighborhood.

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TheProphetJuice

The LORD mane hath tol me to warship the hores with sexe butt never too fuketh the doggs. An treet the Grown Hoggs with respect too

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TheProphetJuice

So sayeth the final prophet off the LORD mane

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VeryBigDawg

What a loser.

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crazyjoe

I heard of a guy getting arrested for fucking a horse

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shadowcat

I've hear a lot of complaints about ATMs fucking you but...

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Clubber

sc,

Take it easy on ATM's. I love them, differently! :)

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georgmicrodong

Ok, those beat even me...

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wms1066

Always turn the camers off before doing anything even close to that stupid.

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sharkhunter

I see the incident happened in 2013.

funreports.com I'll nominate a guy who attempted to have sex with a raccoon. Instaed the raccoon severed his dick.

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