Charlotte McKinney

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goonster
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Who saw the Super Bowl spot with her in it. Wowza!

I broke out my Ruby foo whipped up a quickie script to scour the googles and started sucking down images.

It's been running for a while now and I'm at several hundred unique image names. It'll take me a bit to discard the dupes (lower quality dupes go first), then another quickie Ruby script to run through and normalize all the file names to something sane and browsable.

With a short 15-20 minutes of scripting and some time deleting dupes, I'll have a nice mostly complete image collection of her.

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ididthisonce
10 years ago
I posted a similar response a week or so ago upon seeing her preview.
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TheProphetJuice
10 years ago
I yor prophet were too lay his sausage fingers on her boobies they wood be even bigger when he taketh his fingers away so sayeth the LORD mane and his final prophet.
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londonguy
10 years ago
I just googled her. Fucking hell, she's HOT !
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goonster
10 years ago
Yep. Most of her pics appear to be in various states of undress though. I don't really see any straight up topless or nudes from what I've slurped down so far.
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TheProphetJuice
10 years ago
I will touch her hart with my sausagey appendiges and move he to remove her topping cloth. So sayeth the prophet of the LORD mane
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Clubber
10 years ago
I had Mrs. McKinney as a teacher in HS. Sure didn't look like her! :)
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Mate27
10 years ago
Thank you notifying of her presence and name. Knockout!
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Club_Goer_Seattle
10 years ago
See: http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Charlotte… (Apparently, she's natural. That was my first question about her.)

and, loads of videos of her at:

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=char…
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jackslash
10 years ago
What's so great about Charlotte McKinney? She's just a blonde with ginormous tits. :)
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MrDeuce
10 years ago
I watched the whole game and didn't see the highly touted Charlotte McKinney commercial. Could it be that it aired only in parts of the country that have Carl's Jr? Thank goodness for the Interwebz!

Um . . . what is a "Ruby foo"? It sounds like something I should know and would find useful . . . but I'm drawing a blank.
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
Hotter than a huchie mama
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Club_Goer_Seattle
10 years ago
@ jack: What's wrong with a blonde with ginormous tits?
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goonster
10 years ago
Ruby is a scripting language that allows you to quickly put together code to do various things. I wouldn't run it in a production environment, but it's awful handy for little things like sucking pictures down off the internet.
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MrDeuce
10 years ago
Got it. And a "foo" is a quick little computer program? My programming days were many years ago, long before Ruby came along (and this use of "foo", apparently).
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Clackport
10 years ago
You guys talk about Kate Upton, this girl is way hotter than Kate.
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MrDeuce
10 years ago
I'm assuming that Terry Richardson must have signed his soul over to the devil to be able to photograph so many hotties, e.g.:
Charlotte McKinney - http://www.egotastic.com/2014/08/charlot…
Kate Upton - http://www.whudat.de/kate-upton-cat-dadd…
Emily Ratajkowski - http://www.egotastic.com/2013/10/emily-r…
Alyssa Arce - http://www.egotastic.com/2014/01/alyssa-…
Ebonee Davis - http://www.egotastic.com/2014/05/ebonee-…
et cetera et cetera ad orgasmum.
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ime
10 years ago
She is hot nothing wrong with big tittied blondes
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MrDeuce
10 years ago
More Charlotte McKinney:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fbs16…
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26q6hl…
22 years old, 5' 7.5", 34DD-24-34, all natural. Kate Upton has competition. Dayum!
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Clubber
10 years ago
Deuce,

No Carl's here, but the commercial aired. And like runuk said, "...way hotter than Kate."
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PhantomGeek
10 years ago
MrDeuce, I think I'd define "fu" or "foo" as a person's "skill" or "aptitude."
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TheProphetJuice
10 years ago
The LORD mane shalt etch pictures of naked Catharine McKinnley in my prophet brane I need not Ruby fu an I coul probablelee get her picturs faster with google four th LORD mane hast blesst google. Are you of LUCIFER goonster mane?
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goonster
10 years ago
PhantomGeek has it right. Foo is basically skills. I love picking up geek slang from the young bucks around the office.
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Knightline
10 years ago
I like her more than I like Kate, too. But i"m only 5'8" so at 5'7" CM is about all I can handle! Or all I can dream to handle!!
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