A question I often get asked in strip clubs.
What do you think the response would be if I said I click on good looking girls and dancer's on Facebook?
Apparently several girls have been clicking on me. I forgot about one. Another dancer who I don't think I ever met.
Could I get criticized if I ever met one of these dancers and didn't recognize her but she recognized me? Maybe.
Have you ever considered this response or do you just give another?
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I guess if I wanted to get rid of her I could just say, "I look at dancers on Facebook." On the other hand she might get curious and ask which dancers.
If I like the girl--
"I come to strip clubs to meet beautiful women just like you who are very permissive and give amazing hands on full contact lap dances."
Sometimes they walk away. And sometimes they say let's go.
good answer ^. maybe I will use it sometime.
Good answer js69
This might be an ice-breaker,
"Mounting you from behind, pulling your hair, and riding you like the thorough bred you are, would be fun."
^^^ even better
I always respond by saying " i dew the dew and play xbox live at your house while u strip"
I always respond by saying " i dew the dew and play xbox live at your house while u strip"
Brilliant! But don't forget to tell her about your love of surfing for porn and infidelity! You've got to keep it classy! ;)
I wear my white three piece polyester suit and visit strip clubs across the nation and run The System. I grease all the bouncers and stroke all the managers I can. Then I post on TUSCL to try and convince people that this shows my triumph our capitalist system. All this partially drowns out the shame I feel for having failed to be the Gordon Gekko I tried to be.
I need to make sure I bring in my phone so I can show off dachshund pictures! Then I can say "I like hanging with my little buddy 4got2usethepapers! He's brilliant!"
That'll get me free OTC for sure! The 4got style blowjobs will start rolling in ay time now!
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