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Car salesmen

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Monday, May 11, 2015 6:15 AM
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, this economy sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my fucking ass!" Too late, he recognized a young stripper from the local club, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language. "That’s okay," the stripper replied, "I have a very similar problem. If I don’t sell more ass this month, I’m going to lose my fucking car!"

8 comments

  • motorhead
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    9 years ago
    Funny but true. Lol
  • Josh43
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    9 years ago
    With a slight tweak, the story becomes Keynsian: if the salesman can't sell any cars then he can't buy any ass. If the stripper can't sell any ass, then she can't buy a car. The only way to fix the situation is to provide stimulus to the salesman or the stripper. Right JS?
  • Estafador
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    9 years ago
    I hate car salesman but damn that was funny. A great way to start the day
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    Good times at the bar
  • rickydugan
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    9 years ago
    What's wrong with car salesman? That's how I got my start.
  • shadowcat
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    9 years ago
    I'd rather deal with a car salesman than an attorney. They are both trying to fuck you outta your money but at least we speak the same language.
  • Estafador
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    9 years ago
    @SC good point. But an attorney can get you out of jail not a car salesman.
  • shadowcat
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    9 years ago
    estafador - An attorney can also put you in jail.
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