Paper moon... ehhh, not my cup...

Paper moon... ehhh, not my cup of tea, but its not far from where I stay. If you are serious about finding good stripper entertainment, you will want to avoid it and really any VA spot. I don't think I ever had an overall good night here (as you can tell from some of my reviews). Since there is only 2 Northern VA clubs, and so many horny VA dudes, it gets a lot of undeserved attention on TUSCL.

some negatives are... 1) stuck up dancers (however I should add that my Caucasian friends seem to get the royal treatment as a fucking standard lol wonder what that tells you!) 2)over priced drinks, (water was $6 i think, cheapest beer $7) 3) overpriced food, 4) cover charge (personally, for a non Lap Dance club this is a big negative)

Ever time I go here, it seems, I always get one bitch who just wont fuck off. My most recent visit involve a AA girl who has worked here for years as a regular dancer. She was pushing hard for a VIP dance, but i was not feelin it with her. i tipped a lil to see her body still. Nevertheless, she grew more frustrated that I wouldnt go VIP. When my manners were starting to tire, it finally dawned on her that I wont be pushed into paying for her services, to which she decided to make look like a shady creep. As she was walking a way she yelled so every stripper, patron and bartender would hear "NO... I WILL NOT LET YOU TOUCH MY COOCHIE IN VIP". That low down dirty bitch! LMAO. This is the kind shit sistas do that makes other brothas give you a thumps up when u bag a white girl. (Look AA stippers, just cuz I look like you doesnt me i gotta pay your fuckin child support. Fuck, I could find better lookin girls at any nightclub and get way more out of her than u! be happy that I am even talkin to you.)