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The funny things we do with condoms

just_the_nuts

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Im so afraid of a stripper getting pregnant after i use my condom i tie it up and pace it safely in my glove box so she cant get to it..the later despose of it properly in a public dumpster

What do udo ?

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impala

I only use them so I don't catch something. Had the snip done a few years ago so I just don't care and I leave it, tell her to deal with it. Usually they just wrap it in a tissue or something. Don't really care, just the cost for them to do buisness.

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mikeya02

God bless you nuts, for having the common decency of properly disposing used condoms in dumpsters...lol

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sinclair

Sperm can live outside the body for 20-60 minutes, not counting freezing. If she tosses the condom behind the couch, I think you'll be fine. If she puts the condom in her purse and walks into the women's restroom, she might be looking to artificially inseminate herself with your baby batter.

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ididthisonce

A bit off topic - 11 Ways Condoms Can Save Your Life by Creek Stewart

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JohnSmith69

Good 11 suggestions. I'll use them for anything but sex.

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4got2wipe

How long do yo store the used condoms in you glove box? I bet they get ripe if you leave them too long! That would be non-brilliant! :(

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rockstar666

I've used a condom once in the last 10 years. I'm snipped.

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ididthisonce

I laughed at some of the Stewart suggestions as well.

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rockstar666

Some girls like to collect them as a hobby.

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ArtCollege

snip snip is way to go.

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Tiredtraveler

I always take care of my own

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