Pulled into the Sports bar and...

Pulled into the Sports bar and titty club known as Uma-titty. Was going to ease into the night at the sports bar. A quick look around seeing nothing but a handful of pre-senior citizens myself and roadie decided to head into the titty bar.

We pulled up to the bar and ordered a couple of bottled beers from average looking but timely waitress. The dancers on stage were in the 5-6 range, bangable but far from the attention grabbing scale. When you are 200+ miles from any other strip clubs the girls get a couple bonus points for trying. Overall there was a cute mexican chick and some decent other dancers. I didnt go for any of the tops/bottoms on air dances that are $20. Have been far to spoiled in Portland to even consider. If you are in Umatilla and are fishing, probably the best place to knock back some beers. $6 cover and $4 beers.