What a waste of time &...

What a waste of time & Canadian dollars this place was! I went there on a Friday evening (granted it was the Friday of a three-day weekend) after working all week in Edmonton. There really are very few clubs in Edmonton & this place was closest to my hotel on the west side of town. I went there around dinner time & in hour, there may have been 3 dancers take the stage. They were quite glamorous & each had nice posters to give away if you tipped. But with the change in Canadian cash, it took a $5 plastic note to actually tip them.

So the "middle" dancer stopped by my table after her short set on stage. They do go nude on stage, so I hoped for a nice experience in a private dance. She was Japanese with the widest ass on the tiniest waist I have ever seen. She was not gorgeous but was pretty enough. But the VIP room runs $125 per 15 minute session, so I knew that would not really involve any sex. So I compromised on 1 $30 dances in a private booth. Of course, her first comment in the booth is: "You don't touch." She did go to nude & did rub on me a bit, but it was hands off entirely. I guess these girls are just there to dance. I did the 1 dances, enjoyed the sight of her lovely ass sitting on me, but had no way to get a feel for it, so to speak. I paid my dues & left.

So save your plastic Canadian bills & go to a club in Florida or Texas where girls know how to put out for a guy. Never had any restriction to getting my hands on (or into) the girl in those venues. They were glamorous but essentially off-limits.