Who the f... is that sow.
The just a glimpse told me that is fuglier (fucking-uglier) than anything I have ever seen in any club anywhere in almost 40 years of clubbing.
That is so fat there is likely left over food, car keys, auto parts, sores and maybe small animals hidden in those folds of fat. From that face I can seen it is not one of a jolly nice fat person but mean ass 500 lbs Hampshire Sow that you would not want to be in the same area when it gets hunger. (you know sows with eat anything that get near their mouth including their own piglets)
I guess she's the mom from that show Honey Boo boo, I saw her fat ass on a Crazy Horse sign while driving down I95 (pbs.twimg.com) & I had to Google who Mamma June was to figure out why the fuck anyone would want to meet her.
Apperently they still can't get any strippers in that club so they're trying to attract customers with feature performers and c-list celebs.
"A rep for June tells TMZ the "Honey Boo Boo" matriarch has a signed deal to appear later this month at Crazy Horse Gentlemen's Club in Pompano Beach -- but before you start booking flights ... we're told June's keeping her clothes on."
Thank god she's not stripping. I don't know which would be more damaged by her stage show ... the stage floor or the eyes of the PLs in the crowd.
Diva1975, maybe if they put a bag over my head! ;)
Seriously though, personality is important! My ranking for women always goes up if I enjoy talking and joking around!
I think Mama June was dating a registered sex offender who molested a kid! Not brilliant! As if poor Honey Boo Boo isn't fucked up enough by kid "beauty pageants" and "reality" TV now her mom brings a molester into the fold! Double not brilliant! :(
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Not brilliant! Not brilliant!
I hope she keeps her clothes on!
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LOL
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Who the f... is that sow.
The just a glimpse told me that is fuglier (fucking-uglier) than anything I have ever seen in any club anywhere in almost 40 years of clubbing.
That is so fat there is likely left over food, car keys, auto parts, sores and maybe small animals hidden in those folds of fat. From that face I can seen it is not one of a jolly nice fat person but mean ass 500 lbs Hampshire Sow that you would not want to be in the same area when it gets hunger. (you know sows with eat anything that get near their mouth including their own piglets)
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I think she's going to so a comedy routine, not get naked. Or does she do both?
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Her naked would definitely not qualify as a "comedy routine" if you ask me.
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Maybe she has a cool personality
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I guess she's the mom from that show Honey Boo boo, I saw her fat ass on a Crazy Horse sign while driving down I95 (pbs.twimg.com) & I had to Google who Mamma June was to figure out why the fuck anyone would want to meet her.
Apperently they still can't get any strippers in that club so they're trying to attract customers with feature performers and c-list celebs.
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That's Honey Boo Boo's mom? Why would anyone possibly want to see her??? She's not funny, and it's a rare man who would get off seeing her naked.
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That's funny as shit though I'm pretty sure its not real?
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Oh. it's true alright.
tmz.com
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"A rep for June tells TMZ the "Honey Boo Boo" matriarch has a signed deal to appear later this month at Crazy Horse Gentlemen's Club in Pompano Beach -- but before you start booking flights ... we're told June's keeping her clothes on."
Thank god she's not stripping. I don't know which would be more damaged by her stage show ... the stage floor or the eyes of the PLs in the crowd.
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I don't know 4got, something tells me she would give you a real nice 4got style BJ. That would be brilliant!
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Diva1975, maybe if they put a bag over my head! ;)
Seriously though, personality is important! My ranking for women always goes up if I enjoy talking and joking around!
I think Mama June was dating a registered sex offender who molested a kid! Not brilliant! As if poor Honey Boo Boo isn't fucked up enough by kid "beauty pageants" and "reality" TV now her mom brings a molester into the fold! Double not brilliant! :(
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