Mechanophilia (or Mechaphilia)[1] is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles,[2] motor vehicles,[3] helicopters[4] and aeroplanes.[5]
This is treated as a crime in some nations, such as the United Kingdom,[2] with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution.[6] Motorcycles are often portrayed as sexualized fetish objects to those who desire them.[7]
I'm not gonna start fucking vehicles or anything, but how couid you possibly prosecute this as a crime? Even if we accept the untenable position that teenage boys fucked by their cute high school teachers are "victims, " a car cannot be a victim.
I disagree, JS. If this crime isn't punished and punished severely, what's next. Think if all the potential victims. What's next? A pimpmobile? A dump truck? A road grader or a backhoe? Maybe even an earthmover!
No, this crime wave must be stopped in its tracks.
Disclaimer: All of the above weirdness and puns are simply satire and hyperbole.
It has to be a crime if it isn't consensual. But if he claims the slutty hatchback was asking for it, he could get off (huh-huh) with an insanity defense.
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Mechanophilia (or Mechaphilia)[1] is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles,[2] motor vehicles,[3] helicopters[4] and aeroplanes.[5]
This is treated as a crime in some nations, such as the United Kingdom,[2] with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution.[6] Motorcycles are often portrayed as sexualized fetish objects to those who desire them.[7]
No, this crime wave must be stopped in its tracks.
Disclaimer: All of the above weirdness and puns are simply satire and hyperbole.