PL of the Year Award Nominee

Brilliant! But not as brilliant as the guy that fucked the Airwolf helicopter!

The truth is out Clubber.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Mechanophilia (or Mechaphilia)[1] is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles,[2] motor vehicles,[3] helicopters[4] and aeroplanes.[5]

This is treated as a crime in some nations, such as the United Kingdom,[2] with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution.[6] Motorcycles are often portrayed as sexualized fetish objects to those who desire them.[7]

I'm not gonna start fucking vehicles or anything, but how couid you possibly prosecute this as a crime? Even if we accept the untenable position that teenage boys fucked by their cute high school teachers are "victims, " a car cannot be a victim.

Your Mileage May Vary

I disagree, JS. If this crime isn't punished and punished severely, what's next. Think if all the potential victims. What's next? A pimpmobile? A dump truck? A road grader or a backhoe? Maybe even an earthmover!

No, this crime wave must be stopped in its tracks.

Disclaimer: All of the above weirdness and puns are simply satire and hyperbole.

Doing it in the tailpipe could be a crime in a state that still has sodomy laws.

It has to be a crime if it isn't consensual. But if he claims the slutty hatchback was asking for it, he could get off (huh-huh) with an insanity defense.

Watch out for the backfire. It can be a doozy.

So that's what that dribble of liquid coming out of tailpipes on modern cars is.... ;-)