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TUSCL rivals! Che vs pikey_bastard!

It looks like there is a rivalry between pikey_bastard and Che! I wonder if that's because pikey_bastard thinks Che is a big fan of Che Guevara! That would be brilliant! Che my friend, even if you are the reincarnation of Che…

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Those Who Mock My System Now...

...will be the ones weeping later. We'll see who gets the last laugh when I collect my Turing Award and the mockers still haven't figured out you need to grease the bouncer and wear a white three-piece polyester suit before…

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who would you take

I you were going on a trip to the beach for a week. Who would you take with you. A. Your ATF B Your CF C. Just go by your self

FKK Forum

OK you FKK lovers.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/would-you-work-brothel-tester-5381220

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Adding pictures from the phone

Its impossible !!! How are you guys uploading your picks ? And no i want send a screen shot lol

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

My job has me spending too...

My job has me spending too much time in the Elyria area which means I haven't been able to visit any Cleveland or Akron area clubs in a long time and the only late afternoon…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

Was passing through the area so...

Was passing through the area so I figured I'd stop in and check out Deja Vu based on the recommendation of a dancer IS. Parking lot was relatively crowded. Once inside I paid my $6…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I came in around midnight on...

I came in around midnight on a Saturday. This is a beautiful club physically. Best looking club I've been to in Michigan. Club entry was $15 today the previous times I went it was…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This club has maintained its attractiveness...

This club has maintained its attractiveness for me for the last 4-5 years since I started going here. The dancers are still the best ones in business. The quality is amaizng as well. Some of them allow…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Another good Friday night @ this...

Another good Friday night @ this club. I had forgotten that Christina Aguci (the Asian porn star/dancer) was in town to do a feature show here, so I hung around for her first set which…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Composite trip reports (Sunday, and Saturday...

Composite trip reports (Sunday, and Saturday night visits a few weeks apart from earlier in the year): Only significant change since my mid 2014 review is that you must purchase a minimum 30 minute…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The (seemingly) unending quest to find...

The (seemingly) unending quest to find the best Vegas strip club continued for my friends and I with a trip to Deja Vu. I already had some preconceived notions about this chain but I tried…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I've been to Perfect 10 a...

I've been to Perfect 10 a half dozen or so times and have always had a good experience. However, on this particular Monday, I had my first so-so P10 visit. The crowd was relatively sparse…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Stop once again to the cabaret...

Stop once again to the cabaret . Like always this spot is one of the darkest In town. It's 10 dollar cover charge and waiters are willing to do beer runs for a tip. Which…

Showgirl Video

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place is a trip. ...

This place is a trip. The guy at the counter doesn't really care. You enter and basically go forward toward a turnstile type entrance. Pay a buck. In the back area…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

What can I say about Paradise....

What can I say about Paradise. It has become my go-to spot as of late. Checked the roll call on their website and went in to check out a few girls I had my eye…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

After a series of disappointing visits...

After a series of disappointing visits to the Kalamazoo Vu over the past year (few dancers and very restrictive lap dance rules), I heard that management had changed so I decided to give it another…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

The big outdoor sign says "Castaways"...

The big outdoor sign says "Castaways" now, but the smaller ones inside still say Babylon. In either case, there's still been no attempt to have any kind of decor or ambiance at all. The place…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

I stopped in to see a...

I stopped in to see a particular dancer but she wasn't there so I sat and had a fireball and tried to pick out an alternate. There were probably 8 or 9 girls working…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Last month I was in town...

Last month I was in town on a Tuesday afternoon and decided to check out the scenery following a lengthy absence. Walked in and was surprised to find that no cover was required. Tipped the…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

I visited Centerfolds 3 times in...

I visited Centerfolds 3 times in the last 2 months. Each of the visits was early evening. I was working in the area and wanted to avoid rush hour, so I spent…

Jaguar's

Lubbock, Texas

I walked in and there was...

I walked in and there was about 5-10 dancers performing. Most of them were pretty good looking, no 10's but definitely good enough. They offer table dances and then dances in the back but you…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This club strikes a nice balance...

This club strikes a nice balance between fun and quality. It's a fairly small place on Rte. 130 in Burlington. A number of years ago, it used to be the Wild West, with…

Gunner's Bar

De Soto, Wisconsin

I had heard good things about...

I had heard good things about this place and I finally was in the area on business and had the opportunity to visit. It's a little hard to find, even with GPS, so if you…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Recent renovations seem to be complete,...

Recent renovations seem to be complete, but still the same setup as always. Bathroom is nicer than it used to be. I tend to make my trips to EB during the afternoon.…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

I went here a couple months...

I went here a couple months back on a Sunday night during the NFL playoffs. It was a miserable experience. I've been to the this club several times in the past, it's usually very "meh".…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

First off, RIP to Scandals. That...

First off, RIP to Scandals. That was my intended target that afternoon and it has been shut down and sold. I settled on Gallagher's because of its closeness to where I was and a previous…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

First time visiting this place. Very...

First time visiting this place. Very nice set up. One stage in the center with z nice bar along the wall and several sports tv's. Got there around 4pm and it was very very…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Been to this club twice now,...

Been to this club twice now, both afternoon visits. it looked like they had a lunch buffet when I was there this time but I had just come from lunch and didn't try it. There…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Stopped in on Thursday early evening....

Stopped in on Thursday early evening. Three dancer on shift. Started with an AA about a 5........she was the best of the 3 I saw. She was actually pretty good at lap…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

I paid the cover to walk...

I paid the cover to walk in. The 4-5 girls on shift were taking turns onstage. It was hard to get a dancer because they all seemed to be busy with their regulars.…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

I have been here a couple...

I have been here a couple of times in the last year, and this visit was by far the most disappointing. My previous visited were in the evening, this was the first (and last)…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Been to Columbus Gold a many...

Been to Columbus Gold a many times over the years. This is a solid topless SC, with great looking women. The Friday lunches are free Friday and normally consist of Roast Beef, corn,…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Decided to make the drive to...

Decided to make the drive to the city since I was staying by the airport. Can't say I was too disappointed. The place had cheap drinks relative to other clubs. Figure it woukdnt be…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

The club is BIG, dark and...

The club is BIG, dark and loud. It's a fun place and the girls are very hot and very friendly. Went there for a bachelor party and all of us had a good…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Stopped by the Mens club on...

Stopped by the Mens club on my way from the airport last Monday. Only about a 15 minute drive, so not a bad stop when coming into Charlotte. Club was not very busy, with dancers…

BodyTalk Sports Bar

Port St. Lucie, Florida

Had one of the best nights...

Had one of the best nights here in a long time on Saturday, been visiting PSL for the NY Mets spring training for the last 4 years and usually stop at body talk at least…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

Been to the Carousel a few...

Been to the Carousel a few times over the last few months. The barmaids are usually hot, friendly and provide attentive service. The usual SC prices for beer. I've never run into a cover despite…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Stopped by after attendding a local...

Stopped by after attendding a local concert. Use your ticket stub and get in free. The place was quite busy. A few hot girls and then just so/so. Talked to a few dancers for a…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Went in on a Friday night...

Went in on a Friday night to see Tori Black feature dancing. Place was packed to the gills. I had a hard time finding a seat. Almost every table was full and…

MTM's

Powell, Tennessee

The club exterior was pretty run...

The club exterior was pretty run down. The cover was fine, but not being from the area it was a little intimidating walking in. It is a bikini bar, not a traditional strip…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Stopped by this Saturday afternoon. for...

Stopped by this Saturday afternoon. for old times sake to see if things had changed. And aside from the seating in the lap dance area which is better it was pretty much the same. There…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

First of all, it appears as...

First of all, it appears as though Johnny has been let go. There was a former dancer running the bar and I was told that the owners were tired of Johnny and fired him. I'm…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

What can be said that hasn't...

What can be said that hasn't been said about Vic's. This is a compilation of a couple of visits. I go to Vic's to get my 'black' on. The dancers range from grossly overweight (although…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Been working in Topeka lately and...

Been working in Topeka lately and have been staying in Lawrence and found this place. It is in a corn field and is off the beaten path as several people have mentioned. Consider the location,…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped by on a late Sunday...

Stopped by on a late Sunday evening. Usually quality is down on Sundays compared to Friday and Saturday evenings. So are prices too. Less customer competition also. This night there were…

The Rabbit Hole

Portland, Oregon

The owners of Aphrodites have taken...

The owners of Aphrodites have taken over the new incarnation of the Viewpoint. The remodel is nice and the club looks huge especially since I was the only one there. They only had 1 girl…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Headed back to the Penthouse, as...

Headed back to the Penthouse, as it had been a while since I'd been there. Got a seat at one of the booths near the bar, near the stairs going to the next level.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Love the extras at HiLiter. ...

Love the extras at HiLiter. Great lap dance on the main floor. Gently touched me in all the right places. Had three dances and each one got better. After the third…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Drove out to Hollywood last Wednesday...

Drove out to Hollywood last Wednesday and had an average experience. About 10 or so girls with all body types. There was a cute blonde named Kelly who I visited at the stage…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

This review is in praise of...

This review is in praise of the P10 day shift. Sadly my clubbing is restricted to the daytime these days, but when I can I make the trip up here despite the 20 minute drive…

Pure Platinum

Frankfurt, Germany

If you're not looking for a...

If you're not looking for a brothel in Frankfurt, this is a great place to hang out. It's very easy to find and not far from the main train station. Entry is 10 Euros which…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Alright first off let me just...

Alright first off let me just say non of the strip clubs are particularly good. They all have high covers, some strange BYOB arrangement and as far as I could ascertain extras are difficult if…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

In town on a business trip....

In town on a business trip. I arrived there on Sunday night. My plan going in was to just sit back and chill. Watch a few dancers and drink a couple of…

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If the wife really loves you but too tired to play...shouldnt she just let you s

Probably the wrong place to put this. But I was thinking to-nite. If a guy is married, kids, job, the whole nine and pretty happy with it all or as happy as can be and the wife lays it out…

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Twerking Galore

Strip clubs should feature these kinds of stage dances. Totally awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsjY9R5wnxo

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ViP reconnection

Dont you thank that vip members and life time members should have a lil vip icon at the minimum so others can see the more seriouse tusclers that are helping support such a good site to our community. Maybe i play…

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I guess she never met a guy with morning wood. :)

http://www.360nobs.com/2015/03/woman-who-fell-in-love-with-a-tree-explains-how-they-have-sex/

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Petition to Founder

Please change pikey_bastard's handle to apocalypse_boy.

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OT: Texas Holdem

Poker has became a huge part of my life. I would say a #2 to the hobby. It has inriched my life with hard lesson learned with hard losses and has provide me with extra funds to enjoy the hobby…

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Bringing ATF home (part II)

Well, those who read my previous post were only 1/2 right. It turned into a major clusterfuck but nothing was stolen or damaged. The parallel to bringing a feral cat into my house was apt, however, I've brought wild cats…

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Two Fayetteville, NC, Strip Clubs Raided Last Night; Charges Include Drugs, Guns

Sharky's and Sparky's, two strip clubs near Fort Bragg, were raided by North Carolina Alcohol Law Enforcement agents Saturday night. ALE agents served more than a dozen warrants at both locations, aided by more than 40 law enforcement officers and a…

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Inside the bar stages

I do not like these and from many of the reviews I’ve read seems most SCers don’t like them either. I’m not much of a stage tipper but when I stage tip I prefer to get up close and personal. I wonder…

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LD Haggling ?

I never haggle w.r.t. LDs (VIP is another matter of course). But the more I notice how many clubs try to cut down on the lengths of the songs; the more I feel that one is not getting good value paying…

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A stripper walks up to the store counter and asks for a box of condoms......

The guy behind the counter says, " you must be a stripper " " What a stereotypical statement " says the girl. "Is it because I'm blonde and have big tits?" " Well no" says the counter guy. "You think only strippers buy…

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enjoying the hobby at different strides in life

This hobby we partake in is a beautiful thang. I've been hounding for 16 years now (18-34) and I have gained knowledge in this game. From being married and clubbing on the sly to being single as a older man…

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Booking a hotel how to

How do you book a hotel? I never done it before, do you just walk into one and ask if any vacant rooms or do you do it online on a hotel site or somthing? My construction job I'm…

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Shoring Strippers

"Shoring" is the art of getting a paid sex worker to fuck you for free. I read the term from a blog about a group of young men travelling the world with the purpose of fucking as many girls, for…

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Hot girls in the kitchen......

....are one of the greatest things ever...this is in honor of Slickspics spectacular photo gallery (RIP) http://thechive.com/2012/09/19/girls-in-the-kitchen-its-not-sexist-its-just-hot-42-photos/

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Bachelor Nation: 70% of Men Aged 20-34 Are Not Married

"(CNSNews.com) – Seventy percent of American males between the ages of 20 and 34 are not married, and many live in a state of “perpetual adolescence” with ominous consequences for the nation’s future, says Janice Shaw Crouse, author of…

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Sure I believe him but will his wife? :)

A man reported to Myrtle Beach police that a dancer/waitress at The Masters Club on Mr. Joe White Avenue late Friday night. The victim, who police described as very intoxicated and unsure of the exact time the robbery took place, claims…

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My College friend's Strip Club Funding Method

In college, my friend told me that he donated plasma and sperm to fund is strip clubbing habit. Sounded like a great idea for a college student.

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Ever regret your handle?

I used 4got2wipe as a sort of goofy joke but I think some people thought I was a troll! Like that guy who kept calling me zipperhead and juice! I wonder if he would have done so if I had…

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OT: More Proof of the Economic Boom We Are In

Women making huge progress in education (I believe that more people being in school is the real explanation of why labor force participation has declined steadily since around 2000. This article shows just how dramatic the gains for women have…

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I cant stand stuck up dancers!!!

I cant handle these girls that don't understand stripping. Last night at work all I heard was girls complaining about shit that customers were doing. He grabbed me, he didn't tip, blah blah blah. Yeah he grabbed you and he…

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Best/Nicest Roads to travel

This discussion is slightly off-topic for this site, but a lot of strip clubs are often in remote backwater areas that require a drive on our roads. My question is what in your opinion are the nicest roads you have…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Let me preface this review by...

Let me preface this review by saying that I am from the Northeast and have not been to that many Florida clubs. That said, I was pretty impressed with several aspects of this place.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Swung by Pandora's on a late...

Swung by Pandora's on a late Wednesday afternoon (~4ish) having not been here in a few weeks. Pretty much the same as always: several dancers who really should hang up their stilettos, a couple…

Blush

Commack, New York

I really don't go to SCs...

I really don't go to SCs anymore. The main reasons are it gets pricey after awhile. The drinks aren't cheap and laps are usually about $30. Unless you know the girl, you run the risk…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I had heard some things about...

I had heard some things about OG during the day shift and decided to give it a shot. I'm really glad I did. Was waiting for a friend to arrive in Vegas, so I went alone…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Been to centerfolds many times over...

Been to centerfolds many times over the years. If you are looking for hot girls with good stage shows, centerfolds is your place. Cover is $25. The problem is the lap dances are super expensive.…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I was driving by about 1...

I was driving by about 1 in the afternoon and decided to stop. There was no cover and only about 3 people in the club. There was a dancer on the stage and…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

This is a definite should visit....

This is a definite should visit. I had a great time here there were about 20 girls on duty, with the exception of one big one, there were all truly hot. Hot blonde gitls, really…

Club Pro

Vaughan, Ontario

Visited this place on a Friday...

Visited this place on a Friday night after midnight. Cover was 2 bucks. Nice layout however there were no dancers on the floor. Most of them were just sitting at the bar eating food or…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I haven't been here in a...

I haven't been here in a while and was surprised to see they remodeled. The stages have been fixed up and look better. The main stage now has seating all around. I…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

I went on a Tuesday for...

I went on a Tuesday for $10 topless dances, good prices in the Chicago-land. $20 for full nude. Free entry by visiting their website. Valet parking is required, not an issue. The night I…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

If i was gonna go to...

If i was gonna go to a strip joint just to hang out, it would probably be this one. Everyone was friendly from the minute I walked in. Reasonable drinks. Low key…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Came here around 7pm and was...

Came here around 7pm and was told/warned at the door that there was only 1 girl in so far (they open at 6:30). The club interior and set up was very nice. Did…

Mademoiselle Follie Bergere

Williamsville, New York

Stopped in on St. patty's day...

Stopped in on St. patty's day , club was full of customers about 20 girls working most were attractive. The club is much better than it was a year ago, girls are good looking and…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

My first time there, some time...

My first time there, some time ago. I got into the smokey bar, bought a lager, and sat at one of the corners of the bar. The first dancer to come around looked pretty good,…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

It's been about three months since...

It's been about three months since my last visit to Crazy Horse, which was around New Year's. Then, I was amazed at the talent--not one girl was below a 6, and there were half a…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

It had been a few years...

It had been a few years since I had been to PP. The club is nice,and generally has goof looking girls. From talking to girls there, the club was bought out recently.…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

This has got to be the...

This has got to be the most overrated strip club I've ever been to. I can't see why this was ever in tuscl's top 10 or whatever. There must be a ton of fake reviews…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a few days and had a slow afternoon ahead and decided to visit this club to see if there was better day-talent that what I'd seen on a couple night…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

No way this should be in...

No way this should be in TUSCLs top 10. It isn't even top 5 in Miami. No privacy for lap dances, and some of the girls just give air dances. My buddy got a good…

Shotgun Geniez

Nebraska City, Nebraska

I love Shotgun Geniez, but I...

I love Shotgun Geniez, but I am truly wondering if it's time to give up on the place. The same kind of back room fun that has happened here is still available, but the…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Eden is great one of the...

Eden is great one of the best clubs in Tucson if not the best. The environment is clean, the dancers are friendly,and so is the rest of the staff. Jeff has really turned this place…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Ok so this was where Hawaii...

Ok so this was where Hawaii Theatre was located until it sounds like Speariment Rhino had them forced out. The place is now decorated similarly to other SR clubs, with large photos of the…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I have such mixed feelings about...

I have such mixed feelings about this club. On the one hand, the dancers are generally attractive (7-9s), the club is very nice inside (three stages, good sound, nice bars with hot bartenders) and it…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

This club is located in downtown...

This club is located in downtown Springfield.Plenty of parking and there is an attendant so overall secure parking. They do charge parking fee. This club has one of the best layouts and one of the…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Came here after an awesome trip...

Came here after an awesome trip to follies where after receiving some advice from shadowcat I have been batting 100 in that place so I decided to try something different here after reading some reviews.…

Little Darlings

Kalamazoo, Michigan

It's been 5-6 months since I've...

It's been 5-6 months since I've been here. The nude Deja Vu next door has always been more of a favorite but since it has declined so much I decided to try this place.…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

arrived at 5Pm to a pretty...

arrived at 5Pm to a pretty full parking lot. No cover. Small seating area in back with seats ringed around a large stage. $10.50 for a small Crown on the rocks- same as a Black…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I love this club! I...

I love this club! I came all the way from Atlanta to go, well anytime I do a west coast trip I go out my way to make it to this club. This…

Shotgun Willie's

Laurel, Montana

The club is small to be...

The club is small to be sure but definitely in a good way. You can easily keep track if whats happening on stage from anywhere in the club. There were 5 girls working.…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Even on a slow day this...

Even on a slow day this is a great place to go. About 10 -15 dancers were working and all were friendly and attractive. The attitudes at other clubs is rarely apparent at TDs Nirth…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

Right on RT 15 and that's...

Right on RT 15 and that's the best thing I can say about it. That and the beer was cold. All down hill from there. Only 4 girls working none worth spending any money on.…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

The place is right off of...

The place is right off of 84. Great location. Looks a like a hole in the wall. Interiors not bad but could use some upgrades. The girls were all larger and older. Not really a…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Spring training for MLB is in...

Spring training for MLB is in town so I have been staying away because of the dominance of out of owners grabbing my favorites. Apparently out of town dancers want to capitalize, too. As I…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

This was my first club experience,...

This was my first club experience, from a female perspective, the outside of the club is sketchy as hell.. Men (customers) standing outside the front door loitering, we basically had to push through them…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Now that I'm no longer in...

Now that I'm no longer in a relationship I decided to celebrate with a three club trip Saturday night with my fellow TUSCL buddy mrrock. He gave me the choice of clubs, so I chose…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

I've been a regular of this...

I've been a regular of this club for awhile but recently I've found myself avoiding this place more often that enjoying it. I feel the owner has gotten very lazy in his hiring practices…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Found myself once again at SR...

Found myself once again at SR while taking a break at the tables. Took the limo and got in free. Tipped the driver $20. They walk you in through the back at…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Went back the the old reliable...

Went back the the old reliable Carnival bookstore to see if there was any new talent. As noted this isn't a strip club but girls are in booths and it isn't a bar. There were…

Baby Dolls

King, North Carolina

One of my usual spots. The...

One of my usual spots. The bartenders are great, always remember what I drink without asking. its a small place that you can go in a and unwind without getting pressured for dances as soon…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

The Gold Club got rid of...

The Gold Club got rid of the pasties (good lawyers). It is now a topless club. Parking is plentiful and neighborhood is safe, but a large police presence along the main road.…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

One of two reviews for ACC...

One of two reviews for ACC Tournament weekend in Greensboro NC: Did a rotation as last year but didn’t bust a total nut on an ugly dancer this time. I did raise my standards a bit.…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

One of two reviews for ACC...

One of two reviews for ACC Tournament weekend in Greensboro NC: Did a rotation as last year but didn’t bust a total nut on an ugly dancer this time. I did raise my standards a bit.…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Got there a little after midnight...

Got there a little after midnight and the place was packed. Got in for free by mentioning the twitter guest list, saved $30. Every Friday and Saturday they have feature dancers and the…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Another couple of hours at my...

Another couple of hours at my neighborhood beer joint which has near naked women showing and letting you touch almost anything you want. I don't drink and seldom do private dances, so it's usually…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Was great time as always at...

Was great time as always at Foxy. A bit packed of course. But still seemed to be a lot of options anyway and if anything it kept the hounding to a min.…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Visited Pitiful Princess for the first...

Visited Pitiful Princess for the first time on Saturday night. Went in around 9:30p. The place is small, so it was fairly busy but not overly packed. I'm not sure how many dancers were there,…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

For those of you that really...

For those of you that really enjoy a good BBBJ I have found a young lady that we can all enjoy. I read about her on another website and when I went to the…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Spending too much in clubs nowadays,...

Spending too much in clubs nowadays, especially as I go fairly often. So trying to keep dancer-related expenses to under $200. Went to Gentleman's Club on a Saturday night. About 11-15 dancers, similar number of…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Visited after midnight. Had spent my...

Visited after midnight. Had spent my budget at another place, so was just cruising. Three points that I learnt anew, not immediately obvious: --the ATM is really expensive. It's 10% of whatever you take out. I…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

i haven't been to les girls...

i haven't been to les girls in probably thirty years. took my wife their on her birthday, she wanted to go, lucky me!!! nothing has changed accept when i used to go their…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Have not been to TD's Eubank...

Have not been to TD's Eubank in years, so I stopped in on a Thursday night to review club and check out the latest talent. Arrived after 11 PM, usual ID check and wand at…

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clearly the house of Representatives

Get in rotation

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A great night

I had an absolutely brilliant night tonite at work. I was in a good mood and it showed. It's all about the energy one projects - and the DDs and fresh tan didn't hurt either. Did anyone of my TUSCL…

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Strip Club Bipolarism

I wonder if others get mood swings where they suddenly need to go to the club. I'll be planning on having a quiet evening at home, and then I'll suddenly be overcome by "the itch." Everything else goes out the…

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What are a strip club's most busy days of the week?

Bit of a newcomer and was wondering which were the busiest days (in numbers of customers) for a typical strip cub? I would imagine Friday and Saturday night are the most busy however are there any other days that in your…

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Erectile Dysfunction

"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. I think I have erectile dysfunction." "Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can…

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Premature Ejaculation

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought…

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What to wear to the strip club? The ultimate answer.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/fashion/67461085/the-pants-that-offer-easy-access-to-your-privates

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OT - Weather Girls & Female News Reporter

How many of you find yourself watching the TV station that has the sexiest weather girl or news reporter? I know there are a lot of jokes about only blondes on Fox News but as I travel around there are…

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Another first for me today

Remember a month of so ago I told you about the "7" that offered the sloppy BJ for one of my t-shirts? She hasn't spoken to me until today. I was at my favorite club and taking with one of…

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Foo Kee You

http://dailym.ai/1AWXlqU

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Why Can't You Do It For The Money?

Yesterday night (3/20/15) my CF texted me to come to her club because we just turned one year. I bolted out the door leaving this pretty dancer behind and drove to her club. I was there trying to enjoy what the…

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Miami Extras

I am in Miami on vacation and looking for a club where the ladies are open to extras (even take-out if at all possible). Any recommendations from the TUSCL Florida gurus out there? Thanks in advance for your

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Strip Club Systems

Recently we've been treated to an Article from Shailynn, purporting to be a Logical System, but it seems more to be tongue in cheek as it is a counter to Rick Dugan's System. Even his System was not considered…

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Awkward Moment At The Stage, Good Thing In The Backroom

Yesterday night (3/20/15) was a fun night for me. Everything was going well, like I was with my beer (Black Butte) enjoying the moment. All was like Hunky Dory, nothing would diminish this moment. Five minutes back, as I was walking…

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Wow! Just wow! This is seriously NOT brilliant!

Fucking cop got caught calling himself A "No Limit Perv Dad" and sending pornographic images of a two year old girl to and FBI sting www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2015/3/19/officer_arrested.html What the fuck is wrong with people? I hope that SOB gets his in prison!

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Guaranteed stock market forecast.

It will go up and down or down and up. Guaranteed. Sounds a bit like some lap dances doesn't it? No one ever asks for a lap dance forecast though. What would your lap dance forecast be? Heavy grinding and overcast…

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New and Definitely NOT Improved Listing Format for Club Reviews

Yesterday, I was able to hit the Club Reviews for a town, hit the Sort by Last Review, and then read the most recent reviews for that town. It was quick. It was simple. And time-wise, it was practical. I…

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New dancers vs the ATFs

I have recently noticed that a hot new dancer turns me on more than the ATFs who used to do the same when I first saw them. Now the ATFs are still smoking hot and they would probably turn me…

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A Selfie For A Shot of Whisky

I was hanging out at my favorite club on a Tuesday night. Everything was damn well good and things couldn't be any better. She sat beside and started the convo. I've known her for one or two years now and we…

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I may have reached a new level of PLness

I went to my favorite Sc recently and had a great time. My SC funds is starting to get pretty low, so I didn't want to spend as much as I normall would. I figured two of my current favorites…

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Happily Married

Is it possible to be genuinely "happily married" and 1. Go to strip clubs on a regular or semi regular basis (not just the occasional bachelor party) 2. Hide your visiting clubs from your wife, and 3.…

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Off-duty police in fatal wrong-way crash had left strip club

LINDEN, N.J. (AP) — A car carrying three off-duty New Jersey police officers from a visit to a strip club drove the wrong way down a New York City highway and crashed head-on into a tractor-trailer early Friday, killing an…

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Off topic: Asian massage parlor Base Cost

Just curious-- Many of the Asian massage parlors in my area offer an hour massage for around $40, which ain't bad. 1) Can I assume that the traditional massage segment will generally be pretty bad? 2) $40 for an hour seems pretty decent.…

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Life is a Cabaret, Old Chum

Been noticing several clubs with "cabaret" in their name. What exactly is a cabaret? I was home schooled and mom never taught me that word. But it doesn't sound like a fun place.

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Advice for the clueless!

As an actual lion that recently acquired a laptop from a stupid fat American tourist on safari I have been learning how to use your human internet. I came across this site and discovered a debate among the clueless regarding…

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Advice for the clueless!

As an actual lion that recently acquired a laptop from a stupid fat American tourist on safari I have been learning how to use your human internet. I came across this site and discovered a debate among the clueless regarding…

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Rockstar Method For Strip Clubbing

I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon! 1. Tell the smart ones they are beautiful and tell the beautiful ones they are smart. 2. Massage their neck during a lap grind. 3. Be really hard. Dancers love it when guys respond. Use chemical…

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OT: it's brilliant to be an olympean!

Check out the story of Michael Phelps and the chubby dominatrix that pissed on him! www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3000913/Dominatrix-Kim-Petro-details-lurid-encounter-Michael-Phelps-wore-women-s-panties.html

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Shailynn [Listermint] vs. Ricky [Shiny Suit] vs. Juice [Fried Chicken]: The Mos

My article finally got posted. From wearing suits and stuffing your pockets with $100 bills that will leave your pockets during the night, to bringing buckets of fried chicken into the club, I think my system seems to be…

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Stripper Boyfriends/Husbands

I'm sure this has been addressed before. In spite of the money, how does a guy tolerate having his girlfriend/wife work naked all day or night with strangers groping her (at a minimum)? I'm sure that the dancer does not…

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Funding the hobby...

So I have been reading discussions on here for a few years, and I feel comfortable assuming the following of my fellow TUSCL'ers... 1. Many, like me, are happily married 2. Most keep the hobby secret from their wives 3. Many easily spend…

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Bucket List Items

Topic posting lineup online Well, the DS has fulfilled two more items on my bucket list. Besides a threesome there's not a lot left. I have now fulfilled my fantasy of picking up a stripper after her shift ends and bringing…

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New Record

Last night I had three orgasms with her. Damn I barely remember doing that as a much younger man -- didn't know I could still do that. My past record with her in one setting was two. Anybody…

Shailynns Logical System: How To Suceed In The Strip Club

If you follow the discussion board on this site there's been mention of "the system": an almost fail proof way to lure a stripper back to your hotel room. There have been variants of this system getting as wild as bringing a bucket of fried chicken into the club so dancers can have a "snack." I was replying to a thread over there about how I have success in a club and thought I should share it. If anything I say can help get you laid then I'm all for it. This is a basic list, I will not get into what you should do when going with friends or solo, if you're a local or out of…

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Stand up comic...

Here is a joke I made up. You will not find it anywhere....... Q: What magic words would a magician use if he also did breast enlargements? A: Breast-o, change-o!

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rickdugan should stop going to strip clubs

Instead, he should be a candystriper at an addiction rehab clinic. He can sneak in booze and drugs, and wave them in the faces of chicks in withdrawal, until they "oblige" him. Your welcome, Rick.

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Anybody want to meet SJG?

I'm going to be in San Fran in the next month, exact date TBD. I'm thinking I'll ask SJG if he wants to meet at the Ofarrel bros theatre. Anybody live in the area want to join us?…

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Barbie

I will never dance with a dancer named Barbie again. http://dailym.ai/1B4nljf

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Be careful who you ask for a blowjob

This must have hurt! But on the positive side of things, he had a great excuse for anyone who is ever accused of sexual assault -- "I just wanted to pass the time pleasantly.’ Also a pretty understanding…

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Tampa advice, what about go South?

In regards to haujobb's request 4 tampa advice I have a related question: what about the areas south of tampa such as st pete, clearwater, largo, Pinellas pk and seminole? I rarely venture that far coming from Orlando but how…

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SJG's profile.....

It is awesome. This guy is a true man of words. The volumes of his diary must number in the thousands. ,,,lol

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Private Investigator Gets Paid To Sleep With Prostitutes

A private investigator in Australia gets paid to go into massage parlors, engage in sexual activities, and then afterwards use the fact that he did to help the authorities build cases on the parlor owners and their employees. http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/the-brothel-buster-meet-the-man-who-gets-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes/ar-AA9GK6x?ocid=HPCDHP

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Man Stabbed After Altercation At Strip Club

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (21Alive) -- A man is in fair condition after a stabbing that occurred early Thursday morning at a local strip club. According to police, officers arrived at Showgirl 3 on E. Coliseum shortly after 3:30 in response to…

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Court: Stripper shot at Columbia club entitled to workers' comp

COLUMBIA, SC (WIS/AP) - South Carolina's high court says an exotic dancer who was shot at a Columbia nightclub is entitled to workers' compensation benefits for her injury. The Supreme Court made that ruling Wednesday in the case of LeAndra Lewis. The…

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I need Tampa/St. Pete advice

I will be in Tampa for a few days and would like some good Intel. Maybe hit the famous clubs one night and hunt the down & dirty another night. Would appreciate any tips or scouting reports from those who know this

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From Playboy: Strippers Tell Us Their Dirtiest Secrets

http://battyfornudity2.blogspot.com/2015/03/strippers-tell-us-their-dirtiest.html?zx=4a6c948188dc7706 Is it me or is this terrible????

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Careful with dictation

Gotta be careful dictating emails on the iPhone. I'm using the mic to dictate an email to my secretary. As I finish a cute young thing walk by and I almost unconsciously whisper a comment about her anatomy.…

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The drama that surrounds us

I think there's usually a wide variety of drama going on between the girls in the club of which most of the time I am blissfully unaware. Occasionally, however, worlds collide and PLs like me become aware of the…

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SC tolerating masturbation in bathrooms?

Went in to take a piss real quick between dances and this dude who was prolly in his mid 20's, who had been in the VIP area a few minutes earlier was standing at the urinal outright jackin off. He…

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Goodbye TUSCL

Contributors shouldn't have to pay for content. You can delete my login.

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Bringing ATF home to meet the wife

My ATF is a sweetheart - she's now in her late 20's and still has the body of a teenager. She and I have been spending time together for about 6 years and while there's been plenty of ups…

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Has this happened to you

I was at Teasers in Wellford,SC last night. Got there about 8:30. Payed the $10 and grabbed a table. One of the strippers joined me & emidetly started demanding dances or a tip from me. I told her to fuck…

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Self knowledge is a brilliant thing!

I find it interesting that rickdugan is on some sort of anti-troll warpath! I didn't really have an issue with the guy until he posted his ignore list! Well, I did think he was kind of a d-bag, but no…

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Moving OTC targets

When I take a girl OTC it is usually a game time decision. I have too many obligations to be able to advance plan in most instances, so it is usually a crime of opportunity. Now that works…

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Ignore List

I have finally succumbed to the need to use the ignore feature. I still think it sucks to have to do so and that the troll overrun is a deterrent to both new participation and the sharing of better…

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OT: Charlie Brown in another universe!

I was watching an old Friends episode and iT was the one where they ask what would have happened if the friends hadn't met and formed a tight knit group! Sort of "Friends in an Alternative Universe"! That got me thinking…

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Is ten years too long to wait to write your review?

Apparently not: https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=442196

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How long have you been unemployed?

I was thinking, after some newbie was talking about being unemployed and driving his stripper girlfriend to and from work... All we seem to hear about from strippers in regards to their "boyfriends" is that they are unemployed or in…

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Castrated Freak Who Can't Deal With Women IRW

"But if I read one more story about falling in love with a whore, or from ball-less freaks who can't deal with women in the real world and need strippers to boost their confidence, I'm gonna puke in my mouth" Hi.…

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[OT] On Robots and Redistribution

http://www.salon.com/2015/03/17/robert_reich_economic_redistribution_is_our_only_hope_partner/ Will robots and automation continue to eat away at the number of jobs available? What are we going to do about it? For example, sophisticated algorithms and artificial intelligence will soon render financial analysts obsolete. Will they be cleaning…

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You're a good guy ilbinacci! Just brilliant!

i felt like I needed a shower after reading rickdugan's crazy "I'm trying to pressure some poor heroin addict girl trying to get her life together into prostituting herself" post! But then ilbbinacci goes and posts this! "I don't think it's…

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Is rickdugan trolling Dougster? Brilliant!

i just read the https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=24115 thread that just got bumped! Wow! It almost seems like rickdugan is coming up with scenarios that will stir things up so he can then complain about trolls! How many of you think that was…

The Time Value Of A $5 Table Dance Compared To A $10 Dance.

For those of us who go to predominately Black clubs, ( especially in Atlanta, Miami, and other parts of the South ) we may frequent a place that has $5 table dances. In some of these clubs, the mileage you can get from a $5 dance is close to, or even equivalent to what you can get in VIP at a much higher price per dance. The biggest issue with the $5 dance, is normally the amount of time that the DJ lets the song play. If he let's the entire song play, the $5 dance is a tremendous value. If he cuts it off short, the value seems cheapened. The initial thinking behind the $5 dance is…

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My CF One Year Later

12 months ago I met my CF at a strip club. The way it down was so fast. I bought the dance at full price because she offered it half the price and I felt sooooo offended by it I…

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So let's do the math

How many of you think that js' DS is disgusted by him? I could not fathom the thought if fucking a 54 year old man at the tender age of 19. I feel like he's ruining her life. Go buy…

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The Penis Neckline

The title says it all http://dailym.ai/1FqvZPj

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A Marriage Vacation

Sounds like a grand idea http://dailym.ai/1FsqQ9l

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Funny Club Names

I saw this one today for a club located in England: Ye Old Axe Kind of struck me as funny

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Not Just Another Typical John Smith Sex Story

She is in the bathroom getting ready. He's in bed in his underwear. She comes out completely naked. She's a good 40 lbs overweight, and the gut is kind of a turnoff. But some of the…