shaggin waggin

Put some high load springs on that thing.

You aren't fucking those fat twin strippers from Detroit are you?

Put a jack under it.
Or install air bags that can be pumped up enough to not bounce.

Easy, peasy! Just find a set of used hydraulic crane outriggers! Just push a couple of buttons and your van will be lifted up on solid support.

The whole setup including the hydraulic powerpack shouldn't weigh more than 3500-4500 pounds. There might even be enough room after all the pieces are installed to fit one person!

Two words: motor home.

Fun times

If you get a motor home you can put it on autopilot and go back and make a sandwich or take a shit while driving...brilliant

Embrace your brilliant lifestyle! Maybe paint a nude woman on the side so people know where you're coming from!

Get a room.

Lol....thank u guys for the jokes and useful information

Side not i do have a single wide and i do rent a motel room on road trips

I just dont understand y some of these strippers want to fucc N my van once they see it....funny to me......dont get me wrong it freaks out some girls as well....just the odd ones that extra turned on about it cracks me up

Also every bitch i fuck n their on the outside of the van i stincle in the femeal rest room syn just to keep records lol

Ahh to be stuck in the 70's...if the van is a rockin...
Just be sure to check your teeth for pubes!

Lol

SJG is going to ask you to come over to his moms basement to talk about his strip club tour in a motorhome life plan. Obviously he's very excited to have you as one of his devotees.

Lol

Chicken fuckers

Lol

Why does you van freak some girls out?

This is just a guess, but maybe the mural images of naked women being tortured in a dark cave are just a little off-putting......

Lol

Yes, JS69 is right. Always believe everything which he says, no matter how much time he spends smoking weed with is 19yo Dream Stripper.

They make leveling legs for motorhomes, like the outriggers for cranes, just smaller.

Or you could use scissors jacks. Our you could use blocks of wood, and then wedge the last piece between the other blocks. This won't lift much weight off of the wheels, but it does make the vehicle stop bouncing. Even tire flex lets the vehicle move.

I've not done this on a van to stop the bouncing during sex. But I've done it with passenger cars just to make me feel safer working under them. If you do it all the way around, just sitting in the vehicle feels completely different.

This is what I want. Standard length van, small enough for most strip club parking lots. I would rather have diesel. But no matter what, it is still expensive.

http://www.roadtrek.com/models/170-versa…

SJG

Thanks for the tip brother