MBOT - San Francisco

Are you kidding? You are going to the club with the highest lap dance prices in the entire country, and you plan to tip even more? That's insane.

A tip is entirely discretionary, and is completely up to you. I tip for excellent service up to a point. However, when the lap dance price hits 30 or higher, nothing short of a blow job will get me to tip. At that price the girls are already making more than a fair amount of money for 3 minutes work.

$100 tips

MBOT is a whole different dimension in strip clubs. And what you get per tip varies greatly between dancers.

Dont be a fool...many of the girls there are especially good at trying to scam you.

And if you are not careful you will pay well beyond what is reasonable...even if you refuse to pay the tip upfront.

I was there a few weeks ago. Got a couple of dances despite the insane price cause this girl was dream stripper worthy in looks (not in personality as it turned out). She insists that each song be paid for upfront (which I did although I think it's a bad business practice) and at the end of two she asks for her tip. I said "it was fun but I think $60 per song is very generous compensation. Have a good night." Be a man while also being polite and refuse to get ripped off.

I like watching cops chase chickens and greased pigs