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Today in the club I had 3 blondes all over me. I believe it was because I'm super good-looking, but the fact that I was buying them drinks might have had something to do with it. My dilemma was, who should I take up to VIP? My decision: The one with the biggest tits.
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You superficial slut
My boss once gave me advice about hiring women: " All things being equal, hire the one with the big tits."
D) All of the above
Big tits outweigh most everything else
You made a wise choice jack
Make sure her boobs are big enough to fit her nipples in your ears. That way you can hear your gun go off...
Perfect choice that's pretty much how i decide it all the time.
I feel your pain.
^^^ did your nose get broken from getting slapped with big tits?
@crazyjoe: I did read once of a guy that sued a dancer for injuries related to her rock hard implants impacting with his face...
Jackslash - you crack me up.
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