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A 3 Blonde Dilemma

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Today in the club I had 3 blondes all over me. I believe it was because I'm super good-looking, but the fact that I was buying them drinks might have had something to do with it. My dilemma was, who should I take up to VIP? My decision: The one with the biggest tits.

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JohnSmith69

You superficial slut

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gawker

My boss once gave me advice about hiring women: " All things being equal, hire the one with the big tits."

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PhantomGeek

D) All of the above

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seaboardrr

Big tits outweigh most everything else

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crazyjoe

You made a wise choice jack

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crazyjoe

Make sure her boobs are big enough to fit her nipples in your ears. That way you can hear your gun go off...

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topmandd

Perfect choice that's pretty much how i decide it all the time.

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tumblingdice

I feel your pain.

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crazyjoe

^^^ did your nose get broken from getting slapped with big tits?

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rockstar666

@crazyjoe: I did read once of a guy that sued a dancer for injuries related to her rock hard implants impacting with his face...

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londonguy

Jackslash - you crack me up.

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