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A 3 Blonde Dilemma

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Today in the club I had 3 blondes all over me. I believe it was because I'm super good-looking, but the fact that I was buying them drinks might have had something to do with it. My dilemma was, who should I take up to VIP? My decision: The one with the biggest tits.


11 comments

  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    You superficial slut
  • gawker
    9 years ago
    My boss once gave me advice about hiring women: " All things being equal, hire the one with the big tits."
  • PhantomGeek
    9 years ago
    D) All of the above
  • seaboardrr
    9 years ago
    Big tits outweigh most everything else
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    You made a wise choice jack
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Make sure her boobs are big enough to fit her nipples in your ears. That way you can hear your gun go off...
  • topmandd
    9 years ago
    Perfect choice that's pretty much how i decide it all the time.
  • tumblingdice
    9 years ago
    I feel your pain.
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    ^^^ did your nose get broken from getting slapped with big tits?
  • rockstar666
    9 years ago
    @crazyjoe: I did read once of a guy that sued a dancer for injuries related to her rock hard implants impacting with his face...
  • londonguy
    9 years ago
    Jackslash - you crack me up.
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