Today in the club I had 3 blondes all over me. I believe it was because I'm super good-looking, but the fact that I was buying them drinks might have had something to do with it. My dilemma was, who should I take up to VIP? My decision: The one with the biggest tits.
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My boss once gave me advice about hiring women: " All things being equal, hire the one with the big tits."
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D) All of the above
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Big tits outweigh most everything else
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You made a wise choice jack
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Make sure her boobs are big enough to fit her nipples in your ears. That way you can hear your gun go off...
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Perfect choice that's pretty much how i decide it all the time.
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I feel your pain.
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^^^ did your nose get broken from getting slapped with big tits?
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@crazyjoe: I did read once of a guy that sued a dancer for injuries related to her rock hard implants impacting with his face...
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Jackslash - you crack me up.
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