A 3 Blonde Dilemma

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Today in the club I had 3 blondes all over me. I believe it was because I'm super good-looking, but the fact that I was buying them drinks might have had something to do with it. My dilemma was, who should I take up to VIP? My decision: The one with the biggest tits.


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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
You superficial slut
gawker
9 years ago
My boss once gave me advice about hiring women: " All things being equal, hire the one with the big tits."
PhantomGeek
9 years ago
D) All of the above
seaboardrr
9 years ago
Big tits outweigh most everything else
crazyjoe
9 years ago
You made a wise choice jack
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Make sure her boobs are big enough to fit her nipples in your ears. That way you can hear your gun go off...
topmandd
9 years ago
Perfect choice that's pretty much how i decide it all the time.
tumblingdice
9 years ago
I feel your pain.
crazyjoe
9 years ago
^^^ did your nose get broken from getting slapped with big tits?
rockstar666
9 years ago
@crazyjoe: I did read once of a guy that sued a dancer for injuries related to her rock hard implants impacting with his face...
londonguy
9 years ago
Jackslash - you crack me up.
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