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Don't Mess With Texas

Jul 5, 2015, 6:48 AM
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motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

First, there was a number of shark attacks off the Carolina coast.

Now, an alligator killed a man in Texas. It's believed to be the first fatal alligator in Texas (at least in recorded recent history).

Be safe out there people

cnn.com

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jackslash

I saw this story on another news site, and it included pictures of the guy. He looked like someone who would say, "Hold my beer. I wanna swim with that gator."

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motorhead

I laughed at the part that said "he mocked the alligators"

Darwin wins again

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mikeya02

I heard SJG was bombarded by pigeons while sitting on a park bench, typing one of his epic long TUSCL posts. They thought he was a statue.

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Clackport

He ignored the warnings. He's a idiot.

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DoctorPhil

well you don’t want to mess with Texas if you have man boobs that’s for damn sure

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shailynn

Shark attacks in NC

Alligator attacks in TX

Just hope I don't get attacked on my way to Penthouse club in Detroit next week!!!

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Supremeruler

Yeah he's a fucking idiot. He deserved it.

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