It may cost a lot to...

It may cost a lot to get in the door, and it sure isn't the prettiest place around, but the girls at Dream Girls know what it takes to get the money flowing. I showed up around 9pm, and it was dead when I got there, but as the night went on, it filled up pretty well. I got a lap dance ($20) and a bed dance ($90), and while there's actually not much more privacy in the bed dances, the girl I was with sure acted like there was. My bottomless cup of orange juice was $9, after the $10 admission fee. I'm pretty sure that there are coupons to skip the admission, but this was a spur of the moment trip, so I had to pay the cost of a lap dance just to get in. Otherwise, I have no complaints about the lighting, or getting space at the stage. Occasionally I had problems hearing girls over the music (there was a surprising amount of 90s industrial music, not that I'm complaining). Dream Girls runs fantasy songs every so often. If you purchase your lap dance then, you get two (still short) songs. If you purchase a bed dance, you get those two short songs, plus one long song. Normally, you just get one short song

There were one or two girls who didn't so much as flash their kitty, but most were taking it off by their third song. It seems like the pushiness of the girls was inversely proportional to how attractive they were, but I could have been blunter in my refusals to dance. There was a nice plump girl who did amazing tricks on stage, so if that's your thing, they got you covered. Otherwise, the dancing wasn't too fancy, but I do always appreciate girls getting themselves onto my lap for a buck, and there was lots of that, as well as lots of tits in my face. And if I hadn't run out of most of my money, I would have gladly paid dollars all night to the girl who put her tits in my face, while whispering in my ear and rubbing my back. I clearly don't give off a "come hang out we vibe" because not a lot of girls came over to chat, although a number of them chatted for a while with other guys, so YMMV (spending most of my time in sniffers row probably had a lot to do with it). As far as the girls went, most of them were at least pretty, and some were truly amazing. However, If you really didn't like tattoos you would be in trouble there. Also, a number of girls had punk hair cuts. Both of these are fine by me.

I'm unfortunately horrible with names, so I can't say who I got my dances with. The first lap dance was clearly a bad idea. If you pay a couple of dollars during their set, some girls make it crystal clear that they like getting up close and physical. I did tip my lap dancer during her show, and while she put her tits in my face, she was pretty distant. I'd never been to Dream Girls before, and she was the first dancer, and I didn't realize how much more friendly other girls would be. The lap dance was O.K.. There was some grinding, and some tits in my face, but that was it, and there was just no erotic spark to it. Also, I said "yes" when they asked if I'd like to buy her a drink ($9). I doubt that the dance would have been any tamer if I refused. I'm not making that mistake again. The second dance make up for it all. Whatever her name was, her body was heavenly, and she flashed me her kitty repeatedly when we first met. I kept waiting to see her dance, so I could be certain that she was the one I wanted to pop for a bed dance with. She never did, but you really couldn't say no to that body. There was a lot of two way touching in the bed dance, including her ass and tits. I didn't try with her kitty (which I got to see all nice and up close), because I did not want her to feel uncomfortable during the dance. The was a lot of friction, a lot of moaning, and lot of roaming hands. I tipped her $30, and I came really close to going to the ATM so I could go back for another round. My big head eventually overruled my little one and I called it a night well spent.