Pathetic Loser of the year award nominee

How could we even hope to compete?

Clydesdale or Shetland pony?

i know Oregon likes to keep it weird but that ain't cool

Was he standing on a 5 gallon bucket?

Women are usually impressed when I tell them I have a giant horse cock.
But they freak out once I take it out of my freezer

I like how he was caught in a church. Bet he didn't tell his pastor

Mikey, maybe he is the pastor.

Maybe the horse grazed in the pastor

Just say Neigh !!!

Did Dougster go back to Oregon?

Sounds like horse play to me. :)

Ah.... That's just a bunch of horse shit...

Good thing he wasn't looking a gift horse in the mouth.

Rockie. Ats fucking funny. Douggie can be such a prick.

Hahahaha

Hope he at least bought the horse dinner and a movie first.

Maybe this guy was performing the function of a teaser at a stud farm.

Art,are you a fluffer?

I am not that coordinated. I am impressed.

I'd be pissed off if it was my horse, but why is sex with a horse illegal?

Somehow I don't think the horse will press charges.