San Antonio Clubs

captnjer
Mississippi
I'm pretty disappointed with most of the clubs in San Antonio. The Perfect Ten, Tiffany's, The Palace, The girls here are over-whelmingly Hispanic, chunky, with little in the way of social skills. It's "Hi, wanna dance?" Now I've some experience in visiting clubs in a lot of towns, and think that maybe a literate entertainer should write a book like " Strip Club Entertainer Profession for Dummies". Throw in some basic salesmanship strategies, and 'questions not to ask a prospect'. A Chapter or two on 'How not to whine about how you're not making any money tonight', and suggestions like 'don't flirt with the bouncers on the floor, cuz the customers are watching."

Anyone care to comment?

Captnjer

5 comments

  • gawker
    9 years ago
    I once called an escort service in San Antonio and the gal who showed up was a 19 year old spinner who told me she worked as a dancer at a local club, but wouldn't tell me which. I had such a good time with her that I invited her back for the next night leaving the "agency" out of the picture - more for her - and she was as good if not better the next night. She was probably the best looking escort I ever engaged. Since then, I've always envisioned the San Antonio clubs to be crawling with beautiful young strippers. I find it to be disappointing to read your evaluation of the current state of affairs.
  • Corvus
    9 years ago
    I have very little experience at SA strip clubs, but I have seen some of the most beautiful civilian women I've ever seen there. God bless Texas.
  • topmandd
    9 years ago
    Have to say you need to check different hours and keep trying dancers. Actually my intro to clubs was Mens Club - back in it's day that night was just really good and had an excellent experience. Now - coming back - i tried there again and was disappointed and not returning. Started to like Sugar's mostly because they had decent drink specials. Do not go to the club near there - what a change that place is. That being said Perfect Ten is my main stop now only because i hooked with a new ATF and she can hook me a long time. The Pastie rule has GOT to go though.
  • Electronman
    9 years ago
    I've only visited San Antonio a couple of times in recent years so take this with a grain of salt------ more frequent visitors or locals might have a different perception. For a major city located in a state that seems to pride itself in personal liberties (e.g., gun rights issues), San Antonio is remarkably restrictive on the strip club scene. In addition to the requirement that dancers wear pasties, I recall reading a recent news story about dancers getting busted for showing too much of their "butt crack" and now wearing granny panties. This seems like a very strange set of incompatible values--- you can pack heat but you cannot allow women to expose their bodies inside a building that has zero windows and is frequented by patrons who often paid an entrance fee to view and interact with sexy women.

    With low expectations, I visited two San Antonio clubs during a recent visit, San Antonio Men's Club and Sugar's. The Men's Club was nicely appointed but the dancers were only OK and the stage set up (lacking a tip rail and seating) did not promote any interaction between the customers and the dancers. I did chat with a couple of OK looking dancers and got one private dance, located in a very public area of the club. I was told that $50? would get you a one day VIP membership so I took a tour of the upstairs area. There was a slightly more private dance area upstairs where some semblance of mutual contact might occur but certainly nothing worth a $50 membership fee.

    I also visited Sugars--- a more crowded and energetic club than the laid back Men's Club. Dancers really worked the crowd. I did arrange for a lap dance, once again in a cranny of the club but very much out in the open. I also arranged for a more private dance (for an upcharge) in an area with some sheer curtains. It was a bit more private but still did not feature anything above some mutual groping.

    Overall, my recent visit to the SA strip club scene was very disappointing. This was especially disappointing because I did see some lovely Hispanic women while I was hiking around the town. Maybe some of the locals can shed some more light on what adult entertainment options are available in San Antonio.
  • jackslash
    9 years ago
    Remember the Alamo!
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