I was at high-brow low-contact strip club bar minding my own business. Sitting next to me is beautiful stripper with low cut blouse and micro-skirt. I am sucker for stripper in dressy dress that reveals a lot of body, versus those horrible bikinis they love to wear. She starts talking to me and we end up having pleasant conversation with some light pawing by her when I told her a funny joke. So finally I ask her how long she has been dancing at the club. She says I am not a stripper and introduces me to her husband sitting next to her. Her husband gave me a grumpy unpleasant hello. In my opinion, the husband needs to keep his hot looking wife on a much shorter leash.
Not fucking my ATF ITC when I had the chance. Was low on cash and would have cost close to a grand at one of those fancy NYC joints. Shortly after that she quit the business, to have a baby I believe.
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Aside: God did not create enough slutty blondes on this planet.