I was at high-brow low-contact strip club bar minding my own business. Sitting next to me is beautiful stripper with low cut blouse and micro-skirt. I am sucker for stripper in dressy dress that reveals a lot of body, versus those horrible bikinis they love to wear. She starts talking to me and we end up having pleasant conversation with some light pawing by her when I told her a funny joke. So finally I ask her how long she has been dancing at the club. She says I am not a stripper and introduces me to her husband sitting next to her. Her husband gave me a grumpy unpleasant hello. In my opinion, the husband needs to keep his hot looking wife on a much shorter leash.
What has been your blunders at the strip club?
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last commentYou should have been more bold and asked the hubby if he minded you taking the lady to VIP
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Other than egg on my face for believing what strippers have told me, none.
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It's not your blunder. Tell hubby not to let his wife dress like a stripper/hooker when they go out to the club if he doesn't want her to get hit on.
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VBD: ... and I'll thank you NOT to talk to my wife again next time we're in the club. Harumph.
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I've seen some wives that I wanted to flirt with itc, but their husbands never looked drunk enough for me to get by with it.
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Subraman, you may be right. She did say she was CA girl!
Aside: God did not create enough slutty blondes on this planet.
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Not fucking my ATF ITC when I had the chance. Was low on cash and would have cost close to a grand at one of those fancy NYC joints. Shortly after that she quit the business, to have a baby I believe.
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Open her mouth and insert dick
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Joe has got the right idea.
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