Stripper texts me and says "why don't you come in and see me tonight." My response: "I might be able to ... but only if you can text me a picture of your breasts first."
Upon reflection, and since she hasn't responded yet, the big head said this might have been rude. But in my defense, the little head loves her breasts and really wants a picture. He sent the response.


Nope. I say that to chicks who aren't strippers all the time. Establishes the tone and no BS when you roll through.