Your previous stripping misconceptions
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
“... I thought that a table dance was really on the table ...”
“... that you actually had to know how to dance ...”
“... that you HAD to have fake boobs ...”
“... I did not know that it was a sales job ...”
“... That when you came out everyone would just throw money at you just for being hot ...”
“... I thought that every stage show had to be like a feature's stage show ...”
“... That the costume lady provided the dancers free costumes, like as in loaned them out for the shift ...”
“... Sooooooo many custies are genuinely shocked when I tell them that we actually have to provide our own shoes and outfits ...”
“... That a customer would never even THINK about touching a dancer ...”
“... Dancers never, ever drink at work ...”
“... All strippers are ritch ...”
“... Money was made just by going on stage ...”
“... I always thought strip clubs would be NICER than most of them are. Maybe it's because growing up, my family would always pass this one strip club on the way to a movie, the mall, dinner, etc. It was a square building with bushes covering where the windows used to be. My parents told me it was an expensive Italian restaurant, which is why we could never go there. I wanted to go there so badly! I later ended up working there ...”
“... My worst misconception was that we actually had to talk to the customers as in have actual conversations...”
“... growing up in an extremly conservative religious family before I reached highschool I wasn't even aware that stripclubs were around anymore and legal ...”
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“... I thought that a table dance was really on the table ...”
I can relate. I don't know what this is either. I have heard of on here but do not know what it is. Must be a regional thing?
Actually “... I thought that a table dance was really on the table ...” is NOT far from the truth as Oasis. Oasis has big strong high top tables that the dancers used to dance on. The girls on top were not incredibly stable. The bouncers had to help them down, basically the dancer jumped down on him and he caught the dancer. It was really hot. But about three years ago the lawyers had a fit and stopped it because of liability reasons.
Table dances really were on the table the first time I ever visited a SC, 1985 or 1986. Boring and expensive.
Apparently many SW ho's still think this is true.
Lol. Yup. Lots of SW girls think like that. Unfortunately.
I also imagined "No sex in the champagne room" was still as true as when Chris Rock released it.
Reminds me of the time my now ex wife wanted to visit a strip club to see what they're like. At the end of the evening, as we were driving away, she turned to me and said, "You know, they're not *really* dancing." I told her I thought she was missing the point. ;)
Brilliant! I wonder if she thought it was weird that it's name was "Ristorante Girls! Girls! Girls!"
That a BLOW job was an accurate description.
"That you HAD to have fake boobs." Several clubs this seemed to be all the owner hired.
"That when you came out everyone would just throw money at you just for being hot." Too many dancers unfortunately have this belief, and quite a few get away with it.
"I thought that every stage show had to be like a feature's stage show," and "that you actually had to know how to dance." I recall at least one very pretentious club where the owner would only hire dancers who had some dance training, and each dancer had to do a specialty feature dancer like show. The dancers also all had to wear gowns, could not have too many tattoos and any they had they had to cover with makeup. Needless to say I only visited there once.
"My parents told me it was an expensive Italian restaurant." I recall at least two clubs over the years in Columbus that were Italian restaurants before they were strip clubs, including Kahoots.