What does your mother do for a living?

A 5th grade teacher asks her students what their mothers do for a living.

Billy says, "My mom is nurse."

Judy says, "My mom is a realtor."

Then Johnny looks up at her and says, "My mom is a stripper. Every night, she dances in a g-string for a bunch of men, and sometimes one of the men will pay her and she'll go to the man's hotel for the night." The teacher, shocked, hurriedly moves the class along to the next activity.

The next day the teacher pulls Johnny aside and asks, "Is it really true that your mom's a stripper?"

Johnny replies, "No. She's a lawyer, but that was too embarrassing to tell the whole class."