Hey wildebeest boys, we're going to do to you hairless apes what our ancestors d

rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Recent work from hairless ape scientists:

www.oregonlive.com/living/index.ssf/2015…

I didn't need science to tell me that cats are the pinnacle of evolution. And within cats it goes lions, tigers, leopards, cheetahs, and then other cats. We badass lions are the pinnacle of the pinnacle.

And you hairless apes are going to learn that soon enough.

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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Foque
crazyjoe
9 years ago
I am going to fart in your face and shit on your head dukey
crazyjoe
9 years ago
You will smell ass for days
rickthelion
9 years ago
Foque you wildebeest boy! You and that asshole dentist aren't going to last long when I visit the states. You're going to see a lion wearing a suit pointing an AK in your direction. Then it'll be wildebeest time.
rickthelion
9 years ago
I may even invite shadowcat to come feast on your corpse. I'm a bit upset that he hasn't volunteered information regarding the best way to get blowjobs from female hairless apes but he's still a felid and we felids stick together. The hierarchy below cats goes:

cats > bears > dolphins and whales > dogs > antelope, including wildebeest > cows > monkeys > hairy apes > hairless apes
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Take some swimming lessons bitch
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Hairless apes dont lick their ass holes like pussy cats do ( emphasis on PUSSY). You must really like the taste of shit and hairballs
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Pussy cats always choking on balls...hair balls
mikeya02
9 years ago
Go back to the Wizard of Oz and ask him for a brain also.....
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Lol
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Get back to work lion dude and toss your own salad again
twentyfive
9 years ago
Don't choke on a hairball while you are sucking on dick you dumb clueless feline
motorhead
9 years ago
Ain't nothing sadder than an outdoor cat that thinks he's an indoor cat
4got2wipe
9 years ago
"Hairless apes dont lick their ass holes like pussy cats do ( emphasis on PUSSY). You must really like the taste of shit and hairballs"

Are you implying that the lion 4got2wipe? Brilliant!
4got2wipe
9 years ago
I actually find the lion one of the funniest trolls I've ever read on the internet! I like the whole lion wearing a suit and carrying an AK! That stuff is silly as hell! It's brilliant!
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