clubbing on 1 % of my income

$10 doesn't go far in a strip club.

Lol

It gets you inside jack and that is all that matters

Lmfao

You have time to go clubbing AND run for President?

I could BUY txtittyfan's daughter with 1% of my income.

Lol fuckers are funny mane lol

Nice goal

Nice goal, make lots of money

spending that extra income at the casino still?

"$10 doesn't go far in a strip club."

And having only $990 left over for all other expenses can create other problems! I bet the girls don't give good lap dances to homeless guys that can't shower or pay!

I think being brilliant and treating strippers nicely can help, but you still need to shower and have $$$!

It's also brilliant to remember2wipe! ;)

Nice strategy.

That leaves you 99% to spend on KFC, sausages, McDonalds and Texas Hold 'em....

Make sure you dress for the occasion. Wife beater and gym shorts sporting the open toe sandals. One dance LDK and then go home after sipping on tap water. You could do that once a week if disciplined on the 1% budget. Is this what they mean when referring to the 99% rest of the population?