Never thought I would cross THAT item off my perv bucket list
goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
I was hesitant to post this in a review for fear of the dancer putting two and two together, but here I go. I was at a club where the women are fine, the VIP is expensive and extras are the norm. I saw two blondes come in to work. Both were 8+ to 9. I swore to myself that the taller one was a buddy of mine's daughter. I see him from time to time, but had not seen the kid in maybe 8 years. He posts lots of pictures of his kids on Facebook, so I knew what his kid looked like now.
Note to Dads - if you post pictures of your hot teen daughter in a wet bikini all nipples, side boob and camel-toed, some of your friends get this message: "Guys,my daughter is the hottest piece of teen ass you have ever seen. She is so hot that if you're ever lucky enough to get the chance, you need to fuck her brains out." Parental permission, CHECK!
I thought she recognized me, but it became clear she did not. I gave her bogus info about me just in case. Her hometown, HS, college and age (19 1/2) checked out. She uses her sister's name as a stripper name. Later, I checked my friend's daughter's Facebook and her short blonde friend was in her friends list. 100% that this was my friend's kid. The two of them drive up from school to "where the money is" to make partying money.
She had been working for 3 weeks. Her VIP price was high, but I decided this was a unique opportunity. She was up front about what songs she would sing. After some haggling we did VIP. Sang Billy Joel, a Sinatra cover and finished with a taste of Billy Joel. Holy shit, I did my friend's daughter and neither of them will know!
So, if you had the opportunity and knew you were not recognized, would you??
Note to Dads - if you post pictures of your hot teen daughter in a wet bikini all nipples, side boob and camel-toed, some of your friends get this message: "Guys,my daughter is the hottest piece of teen ass you have ever seen. She is so hot that if you're ever lucky enough to get the chance, you need to fuck her brains out." Parental permission, CHECK!
I thought she recognized me, but it became clear she did not. I gave her bogus info about me just in case. Her hometown, HS, college and age (19 1/2) checked out. She uses her sister's name as a stripper name. Later, I checked my friend's daughter's Facebook and her short blonde friend was in her friends list. 100% that this was my friend's kid. The two of them drive up from school to "where the money is" to make partying money.
She had been working for 3 weeks. Her VIP price was high, but I decided this was a unique opportunity. She was up front about what songs she would sing. After some haggling we did VIP. Sang Billy Joel, a Sinatra cover and finished with a taste of Billy Joel. Holy shit, I did my friend's daughter and neither of them will know!
So, if you had the opportunity and knew you were not recognized, would you??
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If it was something where you didn't realize until afterwards it would be acceptable. But not only did you recognize her, you knew personal info about her and used it to your advantage.
I'm with chessmaster on this one.
Funny thing is she's now in her mid 20's and i'm going to her wedding in Oct. I wonder if I'll get to kiss the bride...?
We had a couple of great dances, but since it was so late we didn't have a chance to get a vip session. We did discuss her menu and made arrangements for me to come back in a couple of weeks.
However, in the intervening weeks I happened to run into her and her dad at a local store. About 2 minutes into my conversation with her dad, she suddenly got a ghostly look on her face and she excused herself to make a phone call. I realized that she didn't recognize me at the club but she had just put 2&2 together. Whenever I went to her club the rest of the summer she avoided me like the plague and we never talked about our previous visit.
If only I had gotten to the club early enough that first night...
Which doesn't mean I didn't fucking love hearing about you doing it to your friend, because I did, and definitely got a vicarious thrill from it ... I just wouldn't do it to mine.
So, she gave me bareback French, followed by covered (what the hell is the ethnic code for fucking?) FS and finished with cum in her mouth.
Until you run into her at the BBQ and she recognizes you. You gonna get a private chuckle at her embarrassment? You call the guy a buddy and a friend, how would you feel if your "buddy" found out?
Beyond fucked up.
Though the story sounds a little too "Dear Penthouse Forum" to me.
If she figures it out I will be as embarrassed as she will. It was the heat of the moment. Not like I heard she worked there and sought her out.
And like you said, you did not seek her out. And I do not have daughters of my own so I'm not as sensitive about this.
Atlanta area has what, 5 million plus people and 50 different clubs? You club 365 and never run into anyone you know from outside.
It was the heat of the moment but you recognized her instantly from some facebook posts and then decided to overspend become it was "unique".
Not buying it but if it was true there's no excuse, beyond fucked up.
I remembering reading a review a few years back where the writer wrote "we went to the VIP and read a Henry James novel". (Or something close to it)
It took me a bit to figure that one out. Must have been an old guy.
But it's a BRILLIANT Penthouse story on TUSCL! I sincerely hope this is true because goldmongerATL is the man if it really happened!
Wow! This is rickdugan's line? Without knowing exactly what the father is posting it is hard to assess whether he is being inappropriate but the reaction here is a bit over the top! It's not like goldmongerATL was jacking off in his friends and jizzed over his divan! His friends daughter is an adult able to make her own decisions and she did what she was planning to do when she came to work that day!
The "parental permission" angle is the d-baggiest part of this story! Maybe the father's FB posts are out of line; if so, I agree with rickdugan! (I never thought I'd say that!) But come on, goldmongerATL told a story where he did a hot 19.5 year old that he had a weak connection with! The connection makes it a bit twisted but it's not like she was super-close and grew up with him as "Uncle GoldmongerATL" or anything!
So I stick by my judgement - brilliant if true! ;)
goldmongerATL posted:
"Note to Dads - if you post pictures of your hot teen daughter in a wet bikini all nipples, side boob and camel-toed, some of your friends get this message: "Guys,my daughter is the hottest piece of teen ass you have ever seen. She is so hot that if you're ever lucky enough to get the chance, you need to fuck her brains out." Parental permission, CHECK!"
The "if" starting his statement doesn't mean this WAS posted by dad. Some seem to think otherwise.
The type of pictures he posted had nothing to do with the situation. It was just a side observation.
So yes, I ran into someone that I had the ability to recognize who she was while she did not recognize me. I happened to know her father. Thought it would be cool to VIP with her and keep the fact that I knew who she was to myself. She has a secret, too. I doubt her family knows she is essentially a hooker while away at college.
It was not ACTUALLY a bucket list item to screw his or anyone's daughter, but it is certainly bucket list worthy. I thought it was a catchy title for the post.
But you misled her.
Not cool.
I went to a club known for expensive extras VIP. Spotted a hot girl. Recognized her as the daughter of a guy I used to work with. Have not seen him in months but we follow each other on Facebook. She does not know who I am. Took her to VIP anyway. Glad I did because she was a total whore in VIP.
I call the guy my friend because if someone asked me, I would tell them he is my friend. I would not say not a friend only an acquaintance.
@microdong - not sure how I misled her. Are we required to give full disclosure about any info we know about a stripper's real life?
Have to agree.
If you'd gone to the club, ended up hooking up with a girl (didn't know who she was) and then found out AFTER that she was a friend's daughter, it would be more understandable. Nothing you can do about that if you didn't know.
The difference here is, you knew who she was.
Wow dude, some friend you are. She is your friend's kid and you've known her since she was a small child. There are some lines that just shouldn't be crossed.
Plus like shadow said..... What club....and give her my number.... ;-)
As Mr_O inferred, I didn't catch the qualifier! But the critical part of the story is that you had a fun time with an adult stripper that knew perfectly well what she was doing! The modest connection you had to her ramped up the perv level a bit, but hardly over the line! ;)
And even if she had remembered you, so what? You're both adults and every stripper is some guy's daughter! Why do you owe some guy you're just acquaintences with anything more than treating his daughter with the basic respect with which you should treat all strippers? IF you did something with her that made her feel degraded I'd say "that's d-baggy"! But it sounds like you treated her the way she expected to be treated and (hopefully) tipped well! And you had a pervy good time!
Brilliant! My hat is off to you sir! ;)
With this girl? No because I would not want to chance jogging her memory. If she was not who she was, it would still be no. Actually, it may never have happened because of the price. It was an A+ experience one time, but I can't afford her long term. The club itself is at the top end off my budget for a VIP and she was week above that. Good for her she is making major $$$.
Would I do it again if had to do it over? The negative comments have made me reconsider. I think I would introduce myself. If she was still up for it, I figure she is that far from being his innocent daughter anymore that I might go for it.
sexual repression? is that a new marital aid? will san_jose_guy be able to use it without a partner? will they accept a return if it is slightly gravy stained? do you have a link to it on amazon?
Of course he doesn't want anyone to "jog" her memory, since it is all a Penthouse figment of his imagination.
But here is a question. If I reveal, what if she freaks out about it? I mean scares her back to the locker room, scares her out of dancing there, etc. Not justifying how I approached it, but is she better off not knowing someone who knows her dad recognized her? Did she pick an in town club because it was far away from the exburbs where she is from?