The boss of a company division was told by the company president to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack. His choice was a tough one because both were valuable and skilled employees. The boss could not sleep all night, trying to decide who to lay off.
The next morning the boss waits in his office for the two employees to arrive. When Mary walks in, the boss calls her into his office.
"I've got a difficult decision" the boss says, "I either have to lay you or Jack off."
Mary replies, "You better jack off. I've got a headache."
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last commentCan't wait to tell this one to my Dad.
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So old that it is dusty. :)
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I once had to beat off 3 guys just to talk to a girl at a party
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