OT: Joke time.
warhawks
Crazy Town USA
This makes perfect sense to me ...
She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!"
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall beer. His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, "Where's my dinner?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town."
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last commentAnd one more:
A blonde makes a call . . .
A blonde went into a
world-wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it
would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money, but I'd do ANYTHING
to get a message to my mother."
The man arched an
eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the
blonde promised.
"Well, then, just follow
me," said the man as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she
was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door," the man
ordered.
She did.
He then told her, "Now
get on your knees."
She did.
"Now take down my
zipper."
She did.
"Now go ahead . . . Take
it out . . ." he told her.
She reached in and
grabbed it with both hands. Then paused.
The man closed his eyes
and whispered, "Well . . . Go ahead."
The blonde slowly
brought her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips,
tentatively said . . .
"Hello, Mom, can you
hear me?"
"Hello, Mom, can you
hear me?"
Brilliant!
Good ones!
Did you hear about the Scottish Godfather?
He made offers nobody could understand
∆∆ must have been a Glaswegian.
Lol
^^^ROFL !!!
@OP that. was. HILARIOUS! Love it.
"Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!"
Brilliant!
I wonder if that would work on the guy that pretends he's a lion! I bet he'd have an answer that involves wildebeest! ;)
The second just was just as funny
@mikeya leave the jokes to warhawk buddy. good effort
@Rech that one deserves a smile and a chuckle. Better show that badge officer.
lol, Estafador, you're a joke critic?