PL Lies

A gay beastality joke?

I don't tell dancers I play in a rock band because it sounds so stupid. I usually do a Maxwell Smart joke and tell them I'm a greeting card salesman. They never get the joke...I'm too old.

Lies:

1. I won't cum in your mouth.
2. I always use a condom when having sex.
3. I'll pay you right after I go out to my car.

Dancers tend to remember me and the stupid shit that I say, so I keep it real and I don't lie about anything. Some of them remember shit that I told them like 3 years ago. It's just easier for me to be honest.

My main little white lie is, at the clubs I don't go to often, I'll say that I am a regular in order to keep from getting quoted a visitor price. Around here, and I imagine it's the same in most places, girls will back off the price for someone who might be a steady revenue stream. And at clubs like Mitchell Bros that are kind of like landmarks that busses full of tourists show up at, either you come off as a regular or get quoted double or triple the price.

The other thing I lie about is my name. I have a stage name, just like the strippers. Been using it for years, I had a reason for going with a stage name waaay back, no reason anymore but I still go with it.

Don't lie at all (unless you count lie by omission in that I never give my last name). I'm not sure why a PL would need to lie. I'm not trying to impress these girls. They want my money or they don't. I don't think I'm going to persuade them to lower their rates with my awesome "game."

Yeah, I don't lie either. It can be hard to keep up after a while. I don't have a problem telling them my real first name (although I normally go by first initial of "G" at the clubs) but I'll never tell them my last name.

The only lie I can think of that I've told is that I haven't had unprotected sex with anyone else in 6 months or more. I was with a new dancer a couple of weeks ago and was about 2 minutes into a BBBJ and she stopped, looked up at me and said, "You're clean aren't you?" Clean as the driven snow, honey.

A few that come to mind:

1. Of course I'll let you know when I'm about to cum
   2.Sure I'll pull out when I get close
2. I chose you because you are the most incredible girl in this place
3. I don't normally do this either, but it seems safe with you
4. I'll be back next week - let's talk about the trip then
5. Nobody has the right to judge how you earn your living, including your SO
6. It's ok, I think I pulled out in time
7. My name is Rick.
8. I'm glad I met you because I think I'm going to be a regular here now
9. I understand that you don't normally do this and I am grateful that you made an exception :)

I'll add a few others when I'm motivated enough to remember them. ;)

I don't bother lying. I don't want to keep track. If I don't want them to know something, I don't tell them.

When asked what I do for a living I usually tell them I'm unemployed. That's why o go during day shifts.

It serves me no purpose to lie. I have nothing to hide. I have probably told a few little white lies but certainly no whoppers.

I lie about everything to a stripper, i feel like it puts us on common ground.

I lie when I negotiate. "All the other girls do that?" "That's the standard price." Etc. otherwise no real reason to lie about anything.

I've only hooked up with 1 other girl OTC. Other than that i don't really lie about anything.

jack – that was gold - LOL

“I am more turned on by your mind than your body”