A recent post about lies that dancers tell got me thinking about lies I tell dancers.
I once told a dancer that I was well endowed. She challenged me to prove it and offered a free dance if I was right. Well, I'm embarrassed to say that in the end I had to pay for the dance. What lies have you told and what was the result?
And a joke...how did the cowboy make the bull laugh? He told the bull that he had the bigger dick. How did the cowboy make the bull cry? He showed the bull and he was right!
I don't tell dancers I play in a rock band because it sounds so stupid. I usually do a Maxwell Smart joke and tell them I'm a greeting card salesman. They never get the joke...I'm too old.
Lies:
Dancers tend to remember me and the stupid shit that I say, so I keep it real and I don't lie about anything. Some of them remember shit that I told them like 3 years ago. It's just easier for me to be honest.
My main little white lie is, at the clubs I don't go to often, I'll say that I am a regular in order to keep from getting quoted a visitor price. Around here, and I imagine it's the same in most places, girls will back off the price for someone who might be a steady revenue stream. And at clubs like Mitchell Bros that are kind of like landmarks that busses full of tourists show up at, either you come off as a regular or get quoted double or triple the price.
The other thing I lie about is my name. I have a stage name, just like the strippers. Been using it for years, I had a reason for going with a stage name waaay back, no reason anymore but I still go with it.
Don't lie at all (unless you count lie by omission in that I never give my last name). I'm not sure why a PL would need to lie. I'm not trying to impress these girls. They want my money or they don't. I don't think I'm going to persuade them to lower their rates with my awesome "game."
Yeah, I don't lie either. It can be hard to keep up after a while. I don't have a problem telling them my real first name (although I normally go by first initial of "G" at the clubs) but I'll never tell them my last name.
The only lie I can think of that I've told is that I haven't had unprotected sex with anyone else in 6 months or more. I was with a new dancer a couple of weeks ago and was about 2 minutes into a BBBJ and she stopped, looked up at me and said, "You're clean aren't you?" Clean as the driven snow, honey.
A few that come to mind:
I'll add a few others when I'm motivated enough to remember them. ;)
I don't bother lying. I don't want to keep track. If I don't want them to know something, I don't tell them.
When asked what I do for a living I usually tell them I'm unemployed. That's why o go during day shifts.
It serves me no purpose to lie. I have nothing to hide. I have probably told a few little white lies but certainly no whoppers.
I lie about everything to a stripper, i feel like it puts us on common ground.
I lie when I negotiate. "All the other girls do that?" "That's the standard price." Etc. otherwise no real reason to lie about anything.
I've only hooked up with 1 other girl OTC. Other than that i don't really lie about anything.
jack – that was gold - LOL
“I am more turned on by your mind than your body”
A gay beastality joke?