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10 years ago

So JohnSmith69

What kind of cat are you? You say you don't like condoms because your penile spines tear the up. No problem. I always go bareback. More accurately, bare spine. Remember that few STD's can be transmitted from hairless ape to felid. So don't worry.

I don't worry about cubs either. You'd all shit yourselves if you knew how many liger cubs that have ricky DNA were born after my last vacation to Indochina. If those tiger bitches come after me back in tha NC I'll go all wildebeest on their asses. ROAR!

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motorhead

West Carolina opened up a can of whoop ass on the Mars Hill Lions in the opener. No longer King of The Jungle

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chattguy123

Catamount pride!

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The bigger the shit, the bigger the payoff

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The bigger the shit, the bigger the payoff

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