Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Society: The Tale of the Slightly Overpriced VIP

Peyton's offers a VIP? Who woulda thunk it. I mean, it's checked on the official TUSCL club entry, but in my three years of patronizing my favorite NY titty bar, not one dancer has attempted to upsell me on a private experience. That is, until today.

See, I had gone to a nearby "spa" for a rub and tug and had left with a full nut (chalk it up to a time management issue), so I figured, why not stop by Peyton's. The novelty of the joint wore off years ago but once in a blue moon I'll take a short walk past the Costco to check out the talent. 10pm - closing is the sweet spot, if for some reason you like your strippers attractive and young, but 12pm - nightfall is great for cheaper beers and the attentiveness/permissiveness that only comes with a woman who knows she's gotta hustle to compensate for her looks or age.

God bless the day shift.