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What's up with the LA clubs?

Clackport
Washington
Thursday, September 10, 2015 1:19 PM
I'll be in LA next week, it will be my third time there this year, but I still can't figure out the LA clubs. I'm looking for a club that has: good mileage, not crazy expensive, good looking girls that have nice asses and are not stick thin skinny, girls of different races, a few exotic looking girls. Do any LA clubs fit this criteria? The clubs I checked out: •4 Play: mostly white girls, no mileage, very expensive, girls stick thin skinny, flat asses. The girls were decent looking, but overall I wasn't super impressed with 4 Play overall. •Bare Elegance: pretty much the same as 4 Play, but I didn't find most of the girls to be attractive, and I didn't try dances out there, so I don't know about mileage. Rio: Fat ugly girls all over the place, will never go back there. Rhino COI: There is potential there, but the dances/VIP are way too expensive. Synn COI: Didn't find the girls attractive there. Rhino downtown LA: very good mileage, girls aren't the best looking, but you'll find a couple you find attractive. Sam's Hofrbau: This is probably my favorite club I tried out in LA. It fits a lot of my criteria, but it's just too crowded in there, and there doesn't seem to be a lot of mileage. So help me out TUSCLers. My plan this time is just to hit up Sam's and the Rhino across the street from it. Are there other LA clubs that fit my criteria? Should I give the COI another chance? I only checked out 2 COI clubs. Everyone always says COI, but I kind of have a feeling the quality of girls in the COI is much lower than the quality of the girls in LA. There's gotta be a couple of LA clubs that have girls that look like Kim K or Amber Rose. I tried out the LA nightclubs, and the girls were smoking hot. The same cannot be said for the LA stripclubs in my opinion. What am I missing? Thanks

22 comments

  • metaldude
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    9 years ago
    My advice - PM Lopaw
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    Please do keep telling us where these fat ugly girls are, because when I get down there, that is where I'll be. It is not just any fat ugly girl, but it will be with the ones that I find that I like. I know that lots of those places are known for "Thick Latinas". SJG [view link]
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    I could live at 4Play and bare elegance, but I'm not looking for the same thing as you. I think you should try déjà vu city of industry. It comes the closest to meeting your criteria of all the clubs that I have been to in LA.
  • pensionking
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    9 years ago
    What about Tropical Lei in Upland, CA (near COI?). I have never been there myself but have read many promising reviews. Local Experts??
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    It can't be done with pictures, I've got to meet the girl face to face and see how I feel about her. But if a club is known for "Thick Latinas", as I know many of them are, then there will be some that I am really going to like. So when I am there, I'll be really busy, extended Toda La Noche's mostly. I know that Ranukam and I look at these sorts of things differently. SJG Stones, 2015, Gimme Shelter w/ Grace Potter [view link]
  • Clackport
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    9 years ago
    @SJG- I love thick, but not fat. I consider Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose to be thick. I consider the singer Adele fat. @Pensionking- Like you I have heard good things about Tropical Lei, but that's a little bit too far of a trek for me. I'll be by LAX, and Upland is at least 30 minutes past COI. The COI is the furthest I will travel on this trip. @metaldude- I have talked with her about it and she has given me great Intel, but I wanna hear some other points of view. @JohnSmith- Yes DejaVu COI is on my radar. I know they've had raids there this year, so I'm not sure if the mileage is down. I hear on weekend nights they'll have 50+ girls, which is a good thing, that means chances are you'll find at least a few girls you find attractive. Are the topless dances still 10 bucks there? By the way all the clubs have been on Friday and Saturday nights, if that makes a difference. On this upcoming trip I'll only have time for Friday and Saturday nights to check it out.
  • SilentBob37
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    9 years ago
    I always have fun at Plan B. Alcohol, affordable dances, girls almost as hot as any club I have ever been to, great personalities. Downside is no nudity but you can touch plenty in full contact dances. Also try looking into the Anaheim clubs - never been but heard good things. Do NOT try Santa Monica - worst clubs ever.
  • JamesSD
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    9 years ago
    Mileage would probably be better day shift or non weekends. But hotness might suffer.
  • Clackport
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    9 years ago
    I tried out Plan B a couple of years ago, girls weren't bad, but I don't like the bikini dances. I'm thinking I need to give COI another chance. When I went to COI it was the night of the Mayweather Paccquaio fight, so that might have affected dancer quality in a negative way. If I go to COI I'll check out DVCOI, Synn, and SRCOI.
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    ^^^^ You mean the Mayweather Pacquaio sparring match. What a rip!
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    I've seen 40-50 girls at déjà vu COI on a weekday night before. They had almost that many one Sunday evening. Most are not my type but I think you'd like some of them. I think the prices were 10 for topless and 20 for nude last time I was there. I just go nude cause I love pussy. And you can be a big spender there without spending much. Kinda like follies. I don't know anything about raids. Haven't been there in a while. I'm in portland next week and was going to see if you wanted to hit a club. Maybe next time.
  • minnow
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    9 years ago
    The concept of finding something "not crazy expensive" in the L.A. area is a laughable one. I'll second PK's suggestion for Tropical Lei. I haven't been there in 5 years, it had high mileage, and some babes with "beef" without being fat. If you're worried about raids putiing a damper- DV-NH might be a sleeper. Not as economical as its COI sister, but has it's share of some good reviews.
  • sclvr5005
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    9 years ago
    If you check out any of the COI clubs on any given night and you can't find a chica that does it for you in every way possible, there's something seriously wrong in the universe.
  • Clackport
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    9 years ago
    Damn JS, that's your third trip to Portland this year, business must be really good in Portland. I'll be working all day next Thursday in Portland, and then be in LA Friday through Sunday next week, so I could hang if you're here early next week (Monday through Wednesday).
  • anonymous99
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    9 years ago
    Is Anaheim too far? Sahara Theatre might have what you're looking for.
  • metaldude
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    9 years ago
    Ranu - happy hunting, hope you find what you're looking for.
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    Ranukam, just curious, do the LA hostess dancing clubs interest you in any way? We have at least one TUSCL member who is quite familiar with them. They are quite a bit different from strip clubs. I do plan to become familiar with them and with some of their women myself. SJG [view link] People think Mexican women have big rear ends. Actually, unless they are over weight this is usually the opposite of the truth. I love big rear ends. They drive me wild. 3 girls in this. The one in red has a somewhat big rear end. Not that common in Mexicans. Even less common among the girls selected for photo modeling. [view link] [view link] Gimme Shelter w/ Grace Potter [view link]
  • Clackport
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    9 years ago
    @SJG- I'm not too familiar with hostess dancing clubs, I would have to do some research on it to see if I was interested.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    9 years ago
    Go to Starz and get yoself some chocolate and high-mileage (and probably at a lower price)
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    Just from written descriptions, Starz does seem like the probable best of the 3 black clubs in Gardena. Only 4 hostess dancing clubs. 2 are completely Hispanic. The other two are more white and cater more to older Asian men. These two clubs have couch rooms, and lots of the girls do OTC. Some even advertise themselves as OTC escorts. But it is a very much different scene than strip clubs. Because I know that you like the real hot looking ones, it might not meet up to your standards. But for myself it is a scene I want to check out. There are online sites and forums about all this. Not many hostess dancing clubs left in the country. I don't believe there is any FS on site in these places. SJG [view link]
  • sclvr5005
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    9 years ago
    The hostess clubs in LA are lame and not worth the effort it takes to find them and deal with the language barriers and really skeezy areas that they are located in. To go there simply to seek OTC from 3's and 4's when you can take a shot at 8's in a club is ridiculous.
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    In the hostess dancing clubs, particularly the two with couch rooms, you can engage in a great deal of preliminary physical friendliness, and this of course opens the door to the very best type of OTC. It is all going to be more civilianized. But that the girls are not as good looking as in strip clubs, this is probably true. Pleasing just one guy at a time up close and personal does not demand the looks it takes to please a whole roomful. I know that Ranukam places a big emphasis on looks. So these might not be the places for him. I was just asking. SJG Neil Young, Greatest Hits [view link]
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