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What's up with the LA clubs?

Clackport

Washington

I'll be in LA next week, it will be my third time there this year, but I still can't figure out the LA clubs.

I'm looking for a club that has: good mileage, not crazy expensive, good looking girls that have nice asses and are not stick thin skinny, girls of different races, a few exotic looking girls. Do any LA clubs fit this criteria?

The clubs I checked out:
•4 Play: mostly white girls, no mileage, very expensive, girls stick thin skinny, flat asses. The girls were decent looking, but overall I wasn't super impressed with 4 Play overall.

•Bare Elegance: pretty much the same as 4 Play, but I didn't find most of the girls to be attractive, and I didn't try dances out there, so I don't know about mileage.

Rio: Fat ugly girls all over the place, will never go back there.

Rhino COI: There is potential there, but the dances/VIP are way too expensive.

Synn COI: Didn't find the girls attractive there.

Rhino downtown LA: very good mileage, girls aren't the best looking, but you'll find a couple you find attractive.

Sam's Hofrbau: This is probably my favorite club I tried out in LA. It fits a lot of my criteria, but it's just too crowded in there, and there doesn't seem to be a lot of mileage.

So help me out TUSCLers. My plan this time is just to hit up Sam's and the Rhino across the street from it. Are there other LA clubs that fit my criteria? Should I give the COI another chance? I only checked out 2 COI clubs. Everyone always says COI, but I kind of have a feeling the quality of girls in the COI is much lower than the quality of the girls in LA. There's gotta be a couple of LA clubs that have girls that look like Kim K or Amber Rose.

I tried out the LA nightclubs, and the girls were smoking hot. The same cannot be said for the LA stripclubs in my opinion. What am I missing?

Thanks