Collection fund for jester214
Clackport
Washington
Anytime someone mentions fucking girls, Jester assumes they are bullshitting because he don't get pussy, therefore he assumes no one else gets pussy.
I think us TUSCLers should help Jester find his first girl to fuck. We should raise 400 bucks on here, that should be enough for Jester to fuck a hot escort. I'm gotta put 5 bucks, if 79 more people on here put up 5 bucks, we can raise enough to get Jester his first taste of pussy.
Think of it as like helping the needy.
Who's in?
I think us TUSCLers should help Jester find his first girl to fuck. We should raise 400 bucks on here, that should be enough for Jester to fuck a hot escort. I'm gotta put 5 bucks, if 79 more people on here put up 5 bucks, we can raise enough to get Jester his first taste of pussy.
Think of it as like helping the needy.
Who's in?
28 comments
Jestie the Jealous Janitor (J-Cube) strikes again!
Seriously ranukam, you get this upset after I make a handful of comments but you're an obvious Dugly fan? Do you know what hypocrisy is?
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sorry about the cheer ranukam but at least he isn’t a RACIST piece of shit like your boy san_jose_guy.
maybe with enough time and money san_jose_guy may someday be able to attain an erection long enough to have sex with an adult woman so you may want to donate your “pop a cherry” money to san_jose_guy instead of worrying about jester214. that is unless you think you might need it more for yourself…not that there is anything wrong with that…
Never a shortage of clowns on here.
Brilliant!
JS, that reminds me of a joke I heard:
It seems that a well-to-do man died. He had no relatives that he gave a damn about and decided that he could take it with him.
To do that, he named three executors in his will. Each of them, his surgeon, his minister and his lawyer, was to be entrusted with $1,000,000 to be placed in the coffin.
The funeral day arrived and each man came forward and placed a package in the casket which was then closed up, placed in a vault and covered with dirt.
The executors met a week later to tie up the paperwork. The minister cleared his throat nervously and said, gentlemen, I must confess... I thought that money would be far better used for charity than buried in the ground. My package contained a picture of every child living at the orphanage that I endowed in his name."
"I kind of understand," replied the surgeon. "For years we've been trying to build a desperately needed new surgical wing at the hospital. That million dollars finally put us over the top."
"How can you thieves live with yourselves!" said the lawyer accusingly. "When I put a packet of paper in the casket, I put a signed check for the whole amount right on top!"
Did you hear how incredibly cold it got in Detroit last winter? It was so cold that some of the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.