Anytime someone mentions fucking girls, Jester assumes they are bullshitting because he don't get pussy, therefore he assumes no one else gets pussy.
I think us TUSCLers should help Jester find his first girl to fuck. We should raise 400 bucks on here, that should be enough for Jester to fuck a hot escort. I'm gotta put 5 bucks, if 79 more people on here put up 5 bucks, we can raise enough to get Jester his first taste of pussy.
Think of it as like helping the needy.
Who's in?
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I think Jester assumes no one Fucks hot civvys for free
^^^Well said
I'll do better. I agree to be the treasurer who collects all of the donations. You guys trust the lawyer for that, right?
He got under your skin
Jester's System for getting sex for money is better than Rick's. He even gets others to pay for it.
You know you've touched a nerve when the threat of ignore appears along side the nonsensical insults.
Maybe he should spend it on anti-depressants (or "fuckin' anti-depressants as he would probably call them) which he, apparently can't afford on his janitor's salary.
Jestie the Jealous Janitor (J-Cube) strikes again!
Shit, am I the only one that's gonna put some money up? I'm just trying to help the world and help virgins pop their cherry for the first time. My humanitirian efforts go unnoticed at times.
How quickly Dugly, who claims to ignore everything I post, chimes in?
Seriously ranukam, you get this upset after I make a handful of comments but you're an obvious Dugly fan? Do you know what hypocrisy is?
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sorry about the cheer ranukam but at least he isn’t a RACIST piece of shit like your boy san_jose_guy.
maybe with enough time and money san_jose_guy may someday be able to attain an erection long enough to have sex with an adult woman so you may want to donate your “pop a cherry” money to san_jose_guy instead of worrying about jester214. that is unless you think you might need it more for yourself…not that there is anything wrong with that…
How ironic. Handle is jester and he needs to lighten up.
I know really? Obviously the correct option is to claim I'm going to ignore ranukam and then start a topic about him to show how little I care!
Never a shortage of clowns on here.
^^^^what a fucking retard...biting the hand that is trying to feel you. If you want a taste of pussy just lick your own lips
"How ironic. Handle is jester and he needs to lighten up."
Brilliant!
Jester got sent to collections? Is that what this thread is about? Imagine that, you go to pay a hooker, she wont give you the pussy because you are so winey and bitchy, then she turns your ass into collections because you wont pay
Jestie is one of four people I've known with zero (or perhaps epsilon?) sense of humor. So yeah his choice of handles is pretty ironic.
Epsilon for the pedantic.
Lol
If Jester puts all you on ignore, what happens to the money?
^^^if jester already has you on ignore he will not even know you are trying to be nice to him
Should we take a shit on jeriksons head? That seems to be the treatment he expects and likes
He likes wearing a big dukey for a hat
"I'll do better. I agree to be the treasurer who collects all of the donations. You guys trust the lawyer for that, right?"
JS, that reminds me of a joke I heard:
It seems that a well-to-do man died. He had no relatives that he gave a damn about and decided that he could take it with him.
To do that, he named three executors in his will. Each of them, his surgeon, his minister and his lawyer, was to be entrusted with $1,000,000 to be placed in the coffin.
The funeral day arrived and each man came forward and placed a package in the casket which was then closed up, placed in a vault and covered with dirt.
The executors met a week later to tie up the paperwork. The minister cleared his throat nervously and said, gentlemen, I must confess... I thought that money would be far better used for charity than buried in the ground. My package contained a picture of every child living at the orphanage that I endowed in his name."
"I kind of understand," replied the surgeon. "For years we've been trying to build a desperately needed new surgical wing at the hospital. That million dollars finally put us over the top."
"How can you thieves live with yourselves!" said the lawyer accusingly. "When I put a packet of paper in the casket, I put a signed check for the whole amount right on top!"
Smart lawyer.
Did you hear how incredibly cold it got in Detroit last winter? It was so cold that some of the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
For somebody who likes to talk and brag a lot on the internet, ranukam sure has thin skin. You'd almost think the guy had mental issues.
Being told you don't have a sense of humor by some of these posters is actually a compliment.
^^^nice! Enjoy your dukey hat
Lol! Poor jestie214.
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