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Had a similar discussion at a strip club once...

warhawks
Crazy Town USA
Thursday, September 10, 2015 2:09 PM
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.” He asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.” Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.” He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax, and then…..” he sighed, “we’ll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”

15 comments

  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    Ha Ha Ha SJG Stones, 2015, Gimme Shelter w/ Grace Potter [view link]
  • Subraman
    9 years ago
    lol
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    I've had many very interesting discussions with dancers in strip clubs. The fact that our local clubs are no touching and also because many of them have very little to offer for private dances, has helped here. Many of the girls are most personable. One maintained a paid domain name web site to talk about the books she was reading, and no this was not anything like an escort site. Another was involved in local political issues. Another wanted to be CFO of a high tech startup. Another was Human Resources Director for a computer gaming company. Some were coming from San Francisco and had their own views on the more extreme clubs there and about whether or not this was a good way for things to go. That these were all pretty girls, and so they tended to see things a bit differently than I would, only added to the enjoy-ability of our conversation. Much of this was happening at the Sunnyvale Hip Hugger, and tragically Sunnyvale has gotten the building demolished. SJG
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    Good one...reminds be of the blonde who got fired as quality control inspector at the M&M plant for throwing out the W's
  • Mr_O
    9 years ago
    Big deal! A joke, I'm sure. A true story, believe it or not. I think it was my 45th birthday an I received a jigsaw puzzle. My friends know I like games and such. Anyway, it said right on the box 2-3 years. I completed that sucker in less that 2 months!
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    ^^^ You should get a box of Tampax, it says you can go swimming, hiking, horseback riding........
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    A blonde broke her arm while raking her leaves. She fell out of the tree
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    What does a blonde say after sex? Sooo, do all you guys play for the same team?
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed with her... To see how long she slept
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    Blondes practice safe sex by locking the car doors
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    How do blonds turn on the light after sex? Open the car door!
  • Mr_O
    9 years ago
    This topic got be thinking. I can't think of a time I was involved in a sexual encounter with a blond. Unless, a quick make out session as I was leaving a club counts. There was no sexual contact between us before I left. Talk and I bought her a drink, only.
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    ^^^Blondes are teasers, brunettes are pleasers
  • rockstar666
    9 years ago
    Do suicide blondes count? (Dyed by their own hand). I've fucked two but neither was natural. I tend to avoid blondes because they're too much trouble. A blonde civvi is too often like a dancer of any hair color...and not in a good way.
  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    I had a t-shirt that I gave to one of my favorites. "Blondes have more fun but brunettes can read".
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