I Hate Tennis...but Damn, Chris Evert is Still Fine

14 comments

• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  I'd bang her... Even at 60.
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  i never played tennis much, but when I did, I used the Chris Evert backhand
• GoVikings

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  9 years ago

  yeah, she looks good for her age.
  
  i'm a big tennis fan, been watching the us open since it started
• AnonymousJim

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  9 years ago

  I always had a thing for Steffi Graf. And Martina Hingis.
  
  Ever since Kournikova, however, I feel like they try to sell any women's tennis player who isn't totally fugly as "OMG SHE'S SO HOT SWIMSUIT AGOGOG," when a lot are just kind of average, or maybe slightly above-average.
  
  Plus, would you really want a tennis chick? Probably some eastern European woman who had a boring childhood and an overbearing father who ... wait, that sounds like most dancers, never mind.
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  Love means nothing to a tennis player.
  
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  I turned on tennis for a minute yesterday. Nice legs, moaning sounds, sounds like a porn channel. I watched the girls a few more minutes before someone overhead all the moaning and questioned what I was watching.
• Mr_O

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  9 years ago

  motorhead,
  
  Chris Evert the tennis player, you say? Googled her. Just looks like a 60 year old woman with a lot of time and money to spend on her appearance. Nothing bad, but "so hot"?
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Serena may be the one roided up, but some of those Eastern Euro women can gladly pump me up.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Mr. O,
  
  Yup. I would still fuck Chris Evert over some of the 20-something fat, tatted up chicks trying to make a buck in the clubs today.
• Mr_O

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  9 years ago

  motorhead,
  
  I would agree with you on THAT choice, but...
• IHearVoices

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  9 years ago

  Chris could get it. So could both Williams sisters, Madison Keys, and Domenika Cibulkova. Not sure if Tamira Paszek still plays, but she could go to the front of the line.
• lopaw

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  9 years ago

  What's all this racquet about?
  (sorry couldn't resist)
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  ^^^ good one!
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I might choose the 20 something. After you fuck nothing but girls under 25 for a while it's hard to go back to any woman in her 60s.