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I Hate Tennis...but Damn, Chris Evert is Still Fine

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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

Flipped over to ESPN and saw Chris Evert. She's 60 yo. Will be 61 in two months. Damn. How is she still so hot. Did she have a boob job. Def bigger than when she played.

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Supremeruler

I'd bang her... Even at 60.

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mikeya02

i never played tennis much, but when I did, I used the Chris Evert backhand

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GoVikings

yeah, she looks good for her age.

i'm a big tennis fan, been watching the us open since it started

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AnonymousJim

I always had a thing for Steffi Graf. And Martina Hingis.

Ever since Kournikova, however, I feel like they try to sell any women's tennis player who isn't totally fugly as "OMG SHE'S SO HOT SWIMSUIT AGOGOG," when a lot are just kind of average, or maybe slightly above-average.

Plus, would you really want a tennis chick? Probably some eastern European woman who had a boring childhood and an overbearing father who ... wait, that sounds like most dancers, never mind.

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jackslash

Love means nothing to a tennis player.

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sharkhunter

I turned on tennis for a minute yesterday. Nice legs, moaning sounds, sounds like a porn channel. I watched the girls a few more minutes before someone overhead all the moaning and questioned what I was watching.

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Mr_O

motorhead,

Chris Evert the tennis player, you say? Googled her. Just looks like a 60 year old woman with a lot of time and money to spend on her appearance. Nothing bad, but "so hot"?

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motorhead

Serena may be the one roided up, but some of those Eastern Euro women can gladly pump me up.

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motorhead

Mr. O,

Yup. I would still fuck Chris Evert over some of the 20-something fat, tatted up chicks trying to make a buck in the clubs today.

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Mr_O

motorhead,

I would agree with you on THAT choice, but...

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IHearVoices

Chris could get it. So could both Williams sisters, Madison Keys, and Domenika Cibulkova. Not sure if Tamira Paszek still plays, but she could go to the front of the line.

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lopaw

What's all this racquet about?
(sorry couldn't resist)

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mikeya02

^^^ good one!

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JohnSmith69

I might choose the 20 something. After you fuck nothing but girls under 25 for a while it's hard to go back to any woman in her 60s.

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