$2 Tuesday is great in theory, but it needs some help.

This might be the weirdest review I've written about a strip club yet. I decided that I'd swing by on a $2 Tuesday to see how the club was since I hadn't been there yet. The club itself was awesome. Beautiful look inside, very open on the main floor, very comfortable chairs, well lit so you can see everything, and it didn't have that smokey smell that a lot of clubs have. My problem with the club and why I had to rate it the way I did is that at 2 pm on their big advertised day (I had heard 3 radio ads that day), there wasn't a dancer in the club. When I walked in there were three people, the DJ, the cook, and the bartender, and the bartender woke up when I got there. The bartender was awesome to talk to, I spent half an hour there with her, but it's hard to say much about the club or the dancers when there weren't any there. According to the bartender, the club is basically dead until 8 p.m., which makes me wonder why they're even open during the day. Bartender told me that it was so slow during the day at times that the three workers have played hide and seek at times.

The club looks great and I'm sure when there are dancers there it's probably awesome, but without seeing anyone there it's hard to judge. I guess what I'd say is to stay away during the day until someone posts that it's improved and just go at night.