OT @the ex-mrs. mail order bride san_jose_guy

if you are reading this i would like to apologize for san_jose_guy. specifically i apologize for:

his incessant bed wetting his bizarre Freudian mommy issues his inability to achieve an erection and have sex with a grown woman his obsession with AMPs where he can find women that look like they are 12 y/o his dry cleaning bills for premature ejaculation when assaulting teenage girls his refusal to share his weed his complete lack of education his refusal to get a job his deeply ingrained racism his overbearing misogyny his bible-thumping devotion to his religion in order to please his mother his lack of hygiene

and:

his overpowering gravy breath

yes there are many more but please, please accept mine and everyone on TUSCL’s apology on his behalf for him being a total failure and waste of carbon atoms.