Cute dancers, boring dances and atmosphere.

I stopped by this club on a recent weeknight around 10PM. Four dancers were on shift and only two customers were in the audience. All of the dancers were decent looking. I invited one cute, young dancer for a lap dance. She started off by asking for money up, a strategy that probably discourages a customer from getting multiple lap dances. She said that management required her to get paid first. She also provided a very limited contact lap dance, requiring me to refrain from touching anything but her legs and arms. Not surprising, I told her to stop after one dance. I didn't ask her but I suspect that management has instructed all of the dancers to limit contact with the customers during lap dances. I say this because on previous visits, I experienced similar air dances and low contact dances with DJV dancers, two of whom were also working during this most recent visit. Of course, I declined dances from these two because of a prior experience with boring, low contact lap dances.

This has been a pretty consistent pattern over the past six months at the Kzoo Deja Vu--- empty parking lot, few customers, low contact lap dances. As a result, I've directed most of my strip club business to Angels on the other side of Kzoo (where the lap dances are pretty high contact compared to the Kzoo Deja Vu) or to clubs outside of Kalamazoo (including the Battle Creek clubs and even the Lansing Deja Vu, where the lap dances feature reasonable contact (certainly no extras).

Maybe I've selected bad days (mostly week days) or times (mostly between 7 and 10PM) for visits. The dancers claim that this club gets busy late at night but from what I've seen it is so dead and the lap dances are so restrictive (compared to the competition) that I can't see how it survives.