I'm no RBD (not yet anyway) but I have dropped a pretty penny and a few $1,000 at a local dive. Despite what Dougster says, it isn't easy to pay hookers for sex. I'm living proof of that.
Like the other day, I'm chill-axing in da club (as they lingo goes) and I'm talking to one of the hookers next to me. It's been about 6 months I've been buying LD's.
I look at her and say, "So when are you finally gonna cave and let me pay you for sex."
She's said "I would, but you try'n too hard, every can see that, you should let me come to you"
OK Dougster, riddle me this, How does one try too hard to pay a hooker for sex?
Hint: Because he's failing at using The System. (It wasn't 10 years in the making for nothing)
PS: It was very hard to hold back the tears...
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Sounds like an excuse. Kinda like civvy girls who don't want you and cam always find an excuse.
Not every stripper is a hooker. Many draw arbitrary lines. "I grind guys until they jizz in their pants, but I never touch a dick." "I only use my hands, no mouth." "I only give head, no fucking". To us these girls should all take the extra cash and just fuck. But for them, keeping something off the table helps their soul.
Everything is justifiable as long as nothing goes horribly wrong and they don't get busted. Strippers/hookers tell themselves whatever they need to to let them sleep better at night.
@JSD you know what. ..you're the Goddamn stripper whisperer, start a blog kid. I'll pay for membership
What's an RBD?
Wait a sec. Never mind. Just figured it out.
D'OH!
Are you wearing the same kind of suit as the lion? Perhaps the lion has done something non-brilliant that freaked her out in the past and she thinks you're his friend!
Lol no flies on you, Phantom!
Lots of dancers won't take money for sex, but they'll string you along for as long as they can. BTDT.
What does this hooker look like? You should've quit a long time ago.
“... chill-axing ...”
Had not come across that one - nice
As far as I'm concerned rockstar nailed it
You have to have sense of smell to tell who is the ROB or who is the real one.
The real ones, yeah they do exist out there and they are smoking hot girls who will bang you like crazy.
The ROBs, they just pretend to like you and it will show how they communicate.
I guess you pushed your dick at the wrong girl, bro.
Nothing wrong with that, just saying some girls will hustle and only hustle but won't got to bed with you. You just fell into that one.
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