I'm no RBD (not yet anyway) but I have dropped a pretty penny and a few $1,000 at a local dive. Despite what Dougster says, it isn't easy to pay hookers for sex. I'm living proof of that.
Like the other day, I'm chill-axing in da club (as they lingo goes) and I'm talking to one of the hookers next to me. It's been about 6 months I've been buying LD's.
I look at her and say, "So when are you finally gonna cave and let me pay you for sex."
She's said "I would, but you try'n too hard, every can see that, you should let me come to you"
OK Dougster, riddle me this, How does one try too hard to pay a hooker for sex?
Hint: Because he's failing at using The System. (It wasn't 10 years in the making for nothing)
PS: It was very hard to hold back the tears...


Sounds like an excuse. Kinda like civvy girls who don't want you and cam always find an excuse.
Not every stripper is a hooker. Many draw arbitrary lines. "I grind guys until they jizz in their pants, but I never touch a dick." "I only use my hands, no mouth." "I only give head, no fucking". To us these girls should all take the extra cash and just fuck. But for them, keeping something off the table helps their soul.