dahlia from synn

Ber...ger...King

I heard she enrolled in the dental assistant program at Glendale Community College

She took a shot at McD and fell in. Then she got flushed

It was a sad day in McD shitting history

"She took a shot at McD and fell in. Then she got flushed"

Brilliant! Took me a moment to get this one with the typo, but still brilliant! Keep laughing and keep up the scatological humor crazyjoe!

"Ber...ger...King"

jackslash, is this a subtle confession that you're the infamous cross-eyed Burger King masturbator? If so, that was not brilliant! I like my public masturbators to be hot girls!

I heard she works at the petting zoo. She's now the Dahlia LLama.

If she left without giving you her cell no, or if she's not answering your texts, she doesn't want you to find her. Quit being pathetic and go find another dancer to fall in love with.

The COI? What's that?

Metal dude. Lol

City of industry near LA

@JS69- I'm being a smartass. The COI is my hunting grounds.

metaldude - "I heard she works at the petting zoo. She's now the Dahlia LLama."

Holy shit that is funny. I needed a good laugh this morning. lol.

Ask the waitresses there.

I heard she quit dancing and joined ISIS

I'd ask her, but her mouth is full.

I guess I should've recognized sarcasm given how sarcastic I am.

"Dahlia LLama" is brilliant.