A cross eyed guy was caught masturbating in a Burger King! Not a brilliant move!
I'm betting that it's either the guy behind the lion or the angry guy!
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A cross eyed guy was caught masturbating in a Burger King! Not a brilliant move!
I'm betting that it's either the guy behind the lion or the angry guy!
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That's what everyone looks like when they get caught!
I think that guy got "band."
Definitely a nominee for pathetic loser of the year award.
Gives the term "secret sauce" a whole new meaning.
Looks like he just got punched in the nuts.
"Gives the term "secret sauce" a whole new meaning."
Brilliant!
McD is better
McD, are you trying to say something about the McD special sauce? I think Big Macs have officially moved to my "non-brilliant" list!
^^^good choice
I bet the crosseyed masterbated was jerikson40
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