How truthful are your posts?
4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!
If you had to assign a percentage?
Mine are 100% true if you don't consider jokes like the overuse of "brilliant" and exclamation points! I don't do that in real life but it makes me laugh her!
Other than that, I really do have a dachshund buddy, I really do like frogs, and I was a failure at my first ITC attempt! I definitely do like getting rimmed and don't like drugs (though I favor decriminalization because I think locking up drug users that don't commit other crimes that hurt others is a good idea)!
And scatological jokes do make me laugh! I don't hear (or tell) enough IRL!
Mine are 100% true if you don't consider jokes like the overuse of "brilliant" and exclamation points! I don't do that in real life but it makes me laugh her!
Other than that, I really do have a dachshund buddy, I really do like frogs, and I was a failure at my first ITC attempt! I definitely do like getting rimmed and don't like drugs (though I favor decriminalization because I think locking up drug users that don't commit other crimes that hurt others is a good idea)!
And scatological jokes do make me laugh! I don't hear (or tell) enough IRL!
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The previous statement was false.
Jesus did, however, exist. And he was a good guy. But he wasn't a hairless ape. He was a lion. That C. S. Lewis ape got it right. Jesus' real name was even Aslan. Chew on that you hairless apes. ROAR!
I am indeed fucking John Smith's ex-DS, who loves BSLC. I may pimp her out to other lions though. Maybe even tigers, like my Sumatran brother from another mother rickthetiger. I bet John Smith's ex-DS would be fine with a BSTC.
Perhaps rickthetiger and I will even DP her. Rick Dugan my brother, would you like to join in? We can go for some airtight DS. ROAR!
Plausible deniability.
"Everything posted on should be considered a work of fiction"
If that's true so is everything else!
Now that I've said that, can you even believe this post? After all it is fiction? Inception!
Take gawker for example. He has stories like overdosing on heroin while partying with a stripper. On most web sites I would reject such a story as a fabrication. But given what I know about gawker, I absolutely believe his stories. I believe them because I know strippers, and as a result I can easily imagine such shit actually happening.
An honest man! I just wanted to be like Diogenes but I got a lot of smart ass answers! But they made me laugh, so brilliant!
That said, I would have pegged lapdanceking82 as 50% (no disrespect, but I hoped the streetwalker stories were false!) and gawker at 99%! gawker clearly has some wild man in him!
Now I know lapdanceking82 has wild man in him too! Brilliant!
Sometimes I do lie. If LE is reading this, I lie all the time, isn't that obvious? Except the part about getting a female deputy to moan online playing a moaning game on some early internet microphone talk site, that was fun. It was fun talking to her and all the girls in Canada, the UK, and Australia all for free on one web site before the web site went down. Someone probably told them you can't do this for free. I enjoyed all the accents.