If you had to assign a percentage?
Mine are 100% true if you don't consider jokes like the overuse of "brilliant" and exclamation points! I don't do that in real life but it makes me laugh her!
Other than that, I really do have a dachshund buddy, I really do like frogs, and I was a failure at my first ITC attempt! I definitely do like getting rimmed and don't like drugs (though I favor decriminalization because I think locking up drug users that don't commit other crimes that hurt others is a good idea)!
And scatological jokes do make me laugh! I don't hear (or tell) enough IRL!

Everything I say is a lie.