If you had to assign a percentage?
Mine are 100% true if you don't consider jokes like the overuse of "brilliant" and exclamation points! I don't do that in real life but it makes me laugh her!
Other than that, I really do have a dachshund buddy, I really do like frogs, and I was a failure at my first ITC attempt! I definitely do like getting rimmed and don't like drugs (though I favor decriminalization because I think locking up drug users that don't commit other crimes that hurt others is a good idea)!
And scatological jokes do make me laugh! I don't hear (or tell) enough IRL!
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last commentEverything I say is a lie.
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The following statement is true...
The previous statement was false.
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Isn't everything on the internet true? I've learned who's comments on here to believe and who's to ignore. Last week I had a 10+ year member accuse me of posting to make myself look like a "hero". HERO? I now know what a real ass hole he is.
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My posts are the gospel truth. More than the gospel truth because your hairless ape bible lies. Jesus was not the son of god because we live in a godless, uncaring universe. Would just god to overrun this planet like a bad case of planetary herpes? I think not.
Jesus did, however, exist. And he was a good guy. But he wasn't a hairless ape. He was a lion. That C. S. Lewis ape got it right. Jesus' real name was even Aslan. Chew on that you hairless apes. ROAR!
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Having established that I don't lie I wish to clarify that I am indeed a lion from tha NC. I do wear a suit. I do have an AK, stolen from an ape warlord in what you call the DRC. That AK is modified to be handled easily by a lion. I am friends with Rick Dugan and I use the system all the time. Indeed, I co-developed it.
I am indeed fucking John Smith's ex-DS, who loves BSLC. I may pimp her out to other lions though. Maybe even tigers, like my Sumatran brother from another mother rickthetiger. I bet John Smith's ex-DS would be fine with a BSTC.
Perhaps rickthetiger and I will even DP her. Rick Dugan my brother, would you like to join in? We can go for some airtight DS. ROAR!
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Absolute bullsh*t
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luvemthick93? More like luvtobeawildebeest93. You're one of the planetary herpes that catkind will eliminate. ROAR!
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Scat,you do come across as a white knight from time to time.This site has become your life.You're on on tuscl 24/7.The candy bars and tee shirts never worked,they ended up in the trash can.Sometimes a wonder if you have a mirror in your house.
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Plausible deniability.
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....only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Not that there are any of those around here.
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I always post truthful reviews and I hope other do the same.
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Even the disclaimer at the bottom of the page is true
"Everything posted on should be considered a work of fiction"
If that's true so is everything else!
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This post is 100% untrue.
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What I post in my reviews are 100% true. There is stuff I don't post, such as the name of a dancer, as well as certain activities that might get her in trouble at the club. There are also a few dancers who I keep under the radar.
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I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys about my posts. I'm no stud, I'm not young, I'm not handsome. I don't be putting benjamins in my strippers pockets. I don't know about others but when it comes to me: "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."
Now that I've said that, can you even believe this post? After all it is fiction? Inception!
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@rh48hr OMG An inception-ception! Mind BLOWN!
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The Truth is Out There
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strippers are crazy, so anybody who regularly hangs out with strippers is going to have a lot of seeming insane stories. This doesn't make the stories false.
Take gawker for example. He has stories like overdosing on heroin while partying with a stripper. On most web sites I would reject such a story as a fabrication. But given what I know about gawker, I absolutely believe his stories. I believe them because I know strippers, and as a result I can easily imagine such shit actually happening.
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More truthful than RickyBoy's. Wait. That's not saying much...
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It's all real, baby.
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All true except the McD stories
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I'm as honest as the day is long
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Thanks JS69. In my stories the only lies I've told are lies of omission, because I was afraid what I've done was unbelievable. I don't drink too much, yet my memory does get a little scrambled from time to time and as was stated earlier, the names were changed to protect the almost innocent.
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I already am a wild beast, many women call me that after I leave them breathless and shaking and with a soaked kitty. No pun intended.
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"90%"
An honest man! I just wanted to be like Diogenes but I got a lot of smart ass answers! But they made me laugh, so brilliant!
That said, I would have pegged lapdanceking82 as 50% (no disrespect, but I hoped the streetwalker stories were false!) and gawker at 99%! gawker clearly has some wild man in him!
Now I know lapdanceking82 has wild man in him too! Brilliant!
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John Smith is 100% lies. No such thing as a dream stripper. LIES!!!
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I have no reason to lie so I don't. I want honest feedback so I post honest accounts. I will say that sometimes I am embarrassed over the content in some of my posts. It's like, wow, Dominic, you are such a PL. However, I get over that quickly.
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Like others, truthful except for the BS part. Usually easy to differentiate.
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As truthful as yours.
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I have no reason to lie. If you believe me then fine. If you don't then that's fine too. I actually sanitize a lot of what I write.
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I'm as truthful as johnsmith69.
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Any post I make, other than obvious satire, is the truth as I perceive it. I don't see any percentage in lying.
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Honesty is the best policy.
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Anybody who doubts me and gives a shit about whether I'm telling the truth is welcome to club with me some time and judge for themselves. Except chess master. I don't enjoy assholes, either for fucking or on tuscl.
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Sadly, my posts are truthful. I'm still new to this site - and I'm not a regular yet. But as more of my posts come out - you will realize I've been a PL for a long time. Sadly, my bank accounts reflect my poor judgement.
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I speak the truth most of the time. However I could be referring to a dream instead of reality.
Sometimes I do lie. If LE is reading this, I lie all the time, isn't that obvious? Except the part about getting a female deputy to moan online playing a moaning game on some early internet microphone talk site, that was fun. It was fun talking to her and all the girls in Canada, the UK, and Australia all for free on one web site before the web site went down. Someone probably told them you can't do this for free. I enjoyed all the accents.
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As truthful as possible. Sometimes I unknowingly lie to myself. Unless it is an obvious (usually failed) attempt at wit.
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